like not to be too much of a pervert but i hit the jackpot w this and the world has to see it

ARBY'S CASHIER: Yo! You look old and weak. What's good
OLD MAN: I wanna big heap shit. Same going out as coming in.
CASHIER: One order hog fattener grade arby's roof rabbit, is that gonna be big boy or bitch boy
OLD MAN: Big boy. Cook it to leather too
CASHIER: We don't cook it any other way brother

this is whats worth posting abt

for all you eligible bachelors: i use he/they pronouns (he/him when i get your number, they/them when i get the check)