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obvious wallflower
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Putting pain in a stranger, like a portrait in flesh who trails on a leash.
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🚨 This is an alt! If you follow my main account, please be cool and normal about it.

🫀 Married but exploring solo. Don't worry about it.

Located in 🇩🇪

35, queer

MDNI ever
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The full image of Kay for Madam Satan (1930).
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Sébastien-Louis-Guillaume Norblin de la Gourdaine:
Cyparissus (1825)

#art #man #male
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh no, I have a date. And it's after Christmas so I have so much time to panic.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Rejoining Feeld with this new clarity of purpose
Need to find friends to go to kink parties with me in the new year 👉👈
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Basil Rathbone has Ellen Drew on his hands in The Mad Doctor (1941).
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Oh this account hit 100 followers. Thank you, assorted perverts.
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
New to non-monogamy and it's funny to me how it's just been a cycle of "hmmph jealous 😠" immediately followed by "yaaay they're happy 🥰"
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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William Etty:
Male Nude, with Arms Up-Stretched (1828)

#art #man #male
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I own exactly 1 (one) flannel shirt, so here you go.

#adventflannel #plaidvent
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
All of Christendom: Hey St. Anthony I lost my keys, can you he-

St. Anthony: But fuckin busy, actually
The Temptation of Saint Anthony, (1831) by Charles-Alexandre Debacq
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Naked except for my collar, I take my position. Head up, feet slightly apart, and hands clasped behind my back. You circle me slowly, my skin prickling as you grope my tits and arse before taking your seat and pointing at the floor in front of you.

“Now show me the rest of what's mine”

#W1PP #BNOC
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I say for meetings but also mean literally whenever. Just to be reduced to a soaking mess at someone else's whim while I try to go about my day.
Should I get a smart toy in the new year for my endless pointless meetings...
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Need to find friends to go to kink parties with me in the new year 👉👈
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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#NSFWwriting

CW: Coercion, dubcon, overstim, darling

Awww, quit whining, darling. Keep those legs open for me. I know you can give me another one, can’t you?

I'm not going to stop until your body is shaking and writhing, covered in sweat, the sheets soaked…

1/2
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Fat cock Friday and I'm not stretched around a fat cock 😔
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I am sadly too busy to be a slut on the internet right now, so am reposting this for #feralfriday
A very cruel, unkind, and wonderful mutual DMed me about this scenario and now I am regrettably feral again.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Gene Kelly and Tamara Toumanova in a still from Invitation to the Dance (1956).
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Nicolas Guy Brenet:
Sleeping Endymion (1756)

#art #man #male
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Fucked up that you can't just waltz into a sex shop and buy poppers in this country. Have we no rights
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It is a day for swooning.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Should I get a smart toy in the new year for my endless pointless meetings...
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The trouble with this dress is that I can't stop imagining how easily someone could pull the fabric aside and start groping and pinching my breasts and nipples while I try to keep my breathing steady and sound normal in this meeting.
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Boring meeting in 45 minutes so I am going to plug again.
Anyway, for those curious, I'm wearing the SquarePeg Toys G squeeze. Hopefully it will make this long meeting more bearable.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Oh no, the cold weather is making me all soft and romantic.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM