Malevolent undersea entity
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Imagine trying to win an argument with *Jeff VanderMeer* by trying to gross him out by making him imagine foreign organic microparticles in his body
A mere century ago, city streets were paved with a layer of horse dung that would dry up and get inhaled as 68,000 microparticles of pure, organic, free-range manure. It caused a plethora of diseases. So, in the grand scheme of things, we've just upgraded the type of crap we breathe in
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Imagine trying to win an argument with *Jeff VanderMeer* by trying to gross him out by making him imagine foreign organic microparticles in his body
Elmo is a fully grown adult version of whatever kind of creature he is
August 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Elmo is a fully grown adult version of whatever kind of creature he is
Hearing reports that President Trump has information that may lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton
August 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hearing reports that President Trump has information that may lead to the arrest and imprisonment of Hillary Clinton
Nearly accidentally headbutted an old guy coming out of a toilet at a conference a few years ago. A few seconds later it clicked that it was Bill Gates. Would have done it for real if I was a bit quicker on the uptake
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nearly accidentally headbutted an old guy coming out of a toilet at a conference a few years ago. A few seconds later it clicked that it was Bill Gates. Would have done it for real if I was a bit quicker on the uptake
Dystopian fiction calls dystopia into being
I'll give you something to actually kick holes in. I'm not wedded to this, just been thinking about it for a while. I think it might in some way be related to / a perverse articulation of Rene Girard's memetic desire stuff. Anyway, imagine four states / forms of life A to D.
May 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Dystopian fiction calls dystopia into being
The world is crying out for centrism. CENTRISM!!! they're matching in the streets for it. They're bleeding and dying for it
May 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
The world is crying out for centrism. CENTRISM!!! they're matching in the streets for it. They're bleeding and dying for it
Gonna invent a job you can do in five days during the day time
May 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gonna invent a job you can do in five days during the day time
(brain ascending) criticising Hitler is antisemitic
May 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
(brain ascending) criticising Hitler is antisemitic
At the end of the day I fwip my body back into its pouch until I need it again
April 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
At the end of the day I fwip my body back into its pouch until I need it again
Mr T ate my balls
April 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mr T ate my balls
Cuthbert Calculus acting the goat again I see
April 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Cuthbert Calculus acting the goat again I see
True mercantilism has never been tried
April 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
True mercantilism has never been tried
Ham is the fruit of the pig
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ham is the fruit of the pig
Vale Gene Hackman, inventor of CRISPR
February 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Vale Gene Hackman, inventor of CRISPR
Obscure repair people love to live on the outskirts of town
February 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Obscure repair people love to live on the outskirts of town
Things I discovered by stealing recipes from Epicurious via viewing the page source: it takes about 180 pages of text to display about 400 words of content. The web is grossly inefficient.
February 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Things I discovered by stealing recipes from Epicurious via viewing the page source: it takes about 180 pages of text to display about 400 words of content. The web is grossly inefficient.
Nose hairs keep getting longer?? Is this a bug
February 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Nose hairs keep getting longer?? Is this a bug
Reckon modernity's cooked boys
January 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reckon modernity's cooked boys
Puffery should be illegal
January 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Puffery should be illegal
Gollum is Welsh
January 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gollum is Welsh
Fairies are a kind of insect
December 25, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Fairies are a kind of insect
Men will literally start a third podcast rather than go to therapy
December 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Men will literally start a third podcast rather than go to therapy
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"vintage green glass bird engraving" trying to eBay items my mother threw at the wall in 1994
December 11, 2024 at 7:48 AM
"vintage green glass bird engraving" trying to eBay items my mother threw at the wall in 1994