shh i’m undercover
@undergroundhero.bsky.social
alt to hide from the horrors of main
🙂↕️🍵🥯 randoms dni unless you’re jotaro kujo
🙂↕️🍵🥯 randoms dni unless you’re jotaro kujo
found this at barnes and noble and chuckled
September 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
found this at barnes and noble and chuckled
look at these geese walking to class in a single file line !!!!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
look at these geese walking to class in a single file line !!!!!!!
bout to go crazy 🤪
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
bout to go crazy 🤪
i fed him and now he’s licking his lips thanking me
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i fed him and now he’s licking his lips thanking me
worked really hard today being a professional dog sitter
September 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
worked really hard today being a professional dog sitter
coworker is going home sick which means i must do all 4 info sessions today and answer all phone calls bc i’m the only one here
i just wanna be like jake today pls
i just wanna be like jake today pls
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
coworker is going home sick which means i must do all 4 info sessions today and answer all phone calls bc i’m the only one here
i just wanna be like jake today pls
i just wanna be like jake today pls
so something was making noise my whole 1.5 hour drive to work and i was like what the fuck and then i found this in the back… i swear to god if this is what i think it is and i broke my new expensive ass gaming chair while moving i’m going to kms
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
so something was making noise my whole 1.5 hour drive to work and i was like what the fuck and then i found this in the back… i swear to god if this is what i think it is and i broke my new expensive ass gaming chair while moving i’m going to kms
told my friend who has had appendicitis my “symptoms” and this was his reponse 💀 so i’m probably okay
July 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
told my friend who has had appendicitis my “symptoms” and this was his reponse 💀 so i’m probably okay
proof: avis when she aquired doll
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
proof: avis when she aquired doll
pain.
(ignore my stuffed doll she doesn’t leave my side i’ve had her since i was 3 or somethin)
(ignore my stuffed doll she doesn’t leave my side i’ve had her since i was 3 or somethin)
July 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
pain.
(ignore my stuffed doll she doesn’t leave my side i’ve had her since i was 3 or somethin)
(ignore my stuffed doll she doesn’t leave my side i’ve had her since i was 3 or somethin)
me talking about needing to watch the american idiot musical
why am i being dragged at 8am!
why am i being dragged at 8am!
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
me talking about needing to watch the american idiot musical
why am i being dragged at 8am!
why am i being dragged at 8am!
examples of me having the time of my life
look at those thumbs up !!! so fun!
look at those thumbs up !!! so fun!
June 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
examples of me having the time of my life
look at those thumbs up !!! so fun!
look at those thumbs up !!! so fun!
my coworker just texted me this 💀💀💀 i can’t wait to kick ass and NOT chew bubble gum!
May 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
my coworker just texted me this 💀💀💀 i can’t wait to kick ass and NOT chew bubble gum!
yoo look at these lil dudes !! the dad was hissing at me but if i asked nicely do you think they’d let me join their family
May 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
yoo look at these lil dudes !! the dad was hissing at me but if i asked nicely do you think they’d let me join their family
wait i wanna go so bad wtf this is sick !!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
wait i wanna go so bad wtf this is sick !!!!!
i can’t wait to have a car with AC soon
May 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i can’t wait to have a car with AC soon
this is an insane text to get randomly from a former coworker that i haven’t talked to in almost a year
April 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this is an insane text to get randomly from a former coworker that i haven’t talked to in almost a year
biblically accurate statement
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
biblically accurate statement
why am i not fluent yet
April 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
why am i not fluent yet
several episodes later……
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
several episodes later……