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shh i’m undercover
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alt to hide from the horrors of main

🙂‍↕️🍵🥯 randoms dni unless you’re jotaro kujo
found this at barnes and noble and chuckled
September 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
look at these geese walking to class in a single file line !!!!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
bout to go crazy 🤪
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i fed him and now he’s licking his lips thanking me
September 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
worked really hard today being a professional dog sitter
September 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
September 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
coworker is going home sick which means i must do all 4 info sessions today and answer all phone calls bc i’m the only one here

i just wanna be like jake today pls
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
so something was making noise my whole 1.5 hour drive to work and i was like what the fuck and then i found this in the back… i swear to god if this is what i think it is and i broke my new expensive ass gaming chair while moving i’m going to kms
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
told my friend who has had appendicitis my “symptoms” and this was his reponse 💀 so i’m probably okay
July 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
proof: avis when she aquired doll
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
pain.

(ignore my stuffed doll she doesn’t leave my side i’ve had her since i was 3 or somethin)
July 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
me talking about needing to watch the american idiot musical

why am i being dragged at 8am!
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
examples of me having the time of my life

look at those thumbs up !!! so fun!
June 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
my coworker just texted me this 💀💀💀 i can’t wait to kick ass and NOT chew bubble gum!
May 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
yoo look at these lil dudes !! the dad was hissing at me but if i asked nicely do you think they’d let me join their family
May 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
wait i wanna go so bad wtf this is sick !!!!!
May 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
👁️🔴👁️
May 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i can’t wait to have a car with AC soon
May 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this is an insane text to get randomly from a former coworker that i haven’t talked to in almost a year
April 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
April 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
biblically accurate statement
April 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
hey
April 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
why am i not fluent yet
April 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
several episodes later……
April 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM