@underblu.bsky.social
old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front aAe, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy says: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
May 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front aAe, doesn't buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. Guy says: "looking for an obituary." Vendor says "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade." Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
Reposted
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
you know you don't have to watch that , right ?
March 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
you know you don't have to watch that , right ?
Continuing on a snow day
February 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Continuing on a snow day