✨Oh✨
@undeniably-oh.bsky.social
Korean face, French attitude, surprising name.
"All shall love me, and despair" ~ me.
🌈 She/Her. 30something. Queer 🔞🌈
"All shall love me, and despair" ~ me.
🌈 She/Her. 30something. Queer 🔞🌈
Even ghost dogs deserve love
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October 18, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Even ghost dogs deserve love
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[Final meeting with social media team]
So you're really stopping?
*nods* Give me the summary
Look...you weren't always funny, or popular or even coherent. But you were always you
No, I really wasn't. And what about my unbreakab...
No takers
Comme d'hab
You know how you'll finish?
The only way I can.
So you're really stopping?
*nods* Give me the summary
Look...you weren't always funny, or popular or even coherent. But you were always you
No, I really wasn't. And what about my unbreakab...
No takers
Comme d'hab
You know how you'll finish?
The only way I can.
October 18, 2024 at 5:45 PM
[Final meeting with social media team]
So you're really stopping?
*nods* Give me the summary
Look...you weren't always funny, or popular or even coherent. But you were always you
No, I really wasn't. And what about my unbreakab...
No takers
Comme d'hab
You know how you'll finish?
The only way I can.
So you're really stopping?
*nods* Give me the summary
Look...you weren't always funny, or popular or even coherent. But you were always you
No, I really wasn't. And what about my unbreakab...
No takers
Comme d'hab
You know how you'll finish?
The only way I can.
Blemeau's diary reveals he was working on a "great & showstopping" mime. Details are sketchy, we know only that it somehow involved wolves & that it was named for the city in Canada that he & Mumbly Jeff made their home. Tragically, the world will never get to see The Va... *gets hooked off bluesky*
October 18, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Blemeau's diary reveals he was working on a "great & showstopping" mime. Details are sketchy, we know only that it somehow involved wolves & that it was named for the city in Canada that he & Mumbly Jeff made their home. Tragically, the world will never get to see The Va... *gets hooked off bluesky*
I may not be popular, but I commit to the bit.
October 17, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I may not be popular, but I commit to the bit.
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What if I am cursed to skeet at random?
October 1, 2024 at 11:26 AM
What if I am cursed to skeet at random?
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Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because
October 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because
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you always read things in the wrong order?
August 1, 2024 at 3:30 PM
you always read things in the wrong order?
Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because
October 16, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Or what if it's you that doesn't understand my posts, because
It's like some of you aren't even reading absolutely all of my tweets and memorising them.
October 14, 2024 at 4:15 PM
It's like some of you aren't even reading absolutely all of my tweets and memorising them.
She's a 10 but she pronounces it "pédante".
October 14, 2024 at 1:35 PM
She's a 10 but she pronounces it "pédante".
...the ankle tattoo... it was supposed to be an anchor. But he's mumbly... Blemeau understood immediately which is why they... honestly, I feel like this was all fairly obviously implied... I don't really want to have to work this hard, guys.
October 14, 2024 at 1:33 PM
...the ankle tattoo... it was supposed to be an anchor. But he's mumbly... Blemeau understood immediately which is why they... honestly, I feel like this was all fairly obviously implied... I don't really want to have to work this hard, guys.
If you're going to fall hard for a wealth equates to expertise halo-effect, the next surgical procedure you or loved ones require should be performed by the person you know with the biggest bank account.
October 14, 2024 at 12:28 PM
If you're going to fall hard for a wealth equates to expertise halo-effect, the next surgical procedure you or loved ones require should be performed by the person you know with the biggest bank account.
(Making small talk): So where do you live?
My therapist: No.
My therapist: No.
October 14, 2024 at 11:59 AM
(Making small talk): So where do you live?
My therapist: No.
My therapist: No.
Me (flirting): "Look eye, Daniel-san. Always look eye!"
October 13, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Me (flirting): "Look eye, Daniel-san. Always look eye!"
Tips for being a better friend:
When somebody keeps harking back to their "glory days" show compassion by agreeing that they are worse nowadays.
But offer a note of perspective by reminding them they weren't that great back then either.
When somebody keeps harking back to their "glory days" show compassion by agreeing that they are worse nowadays.
But offer a note of perspective by reminding them they weren't that great back then either.
October 13, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Tips for being a better friend:
When somebody keeps harking back to their "glory days" show compassion by agreeing that they are worse nowadays.
But offer a note of perspective by reminding them they weren't that great back then either.
When somebody keeps harking back to their "glory days" show compassion by agreeing that they are worse nowadays.
But offer a note of perspective by reminding them they weren't that great back then either.
Big believer in nominative determinism. You think Taylor Swift would be the biggest music act on the planet if she had been born Maude Hemingsley? No, she'd be wearing a tweed suit & solving murders in Gloucestershire, UK, alongside her trusty fox terrier, Wordsworth.
October 12, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Big believer in nominative determinism. You think Taylor Swift would be the biggest music act on the planet if she had been born Maude Hemingsley? No, she'd be wearing a tweed suit & solving murders in Gloucestershire, UK, alongside her trusty fox terrier, Wordsworth.
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i think i like this little life (complaining on the internet)
October 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
i think i like this little life (complaining on the internet)
Sometimes I put my Pusheen plushie in a little wetsuit & cover her in olive oil and we pretend she is Moo Deng.
Ha! look how stompy she is!
Ha! look how stompy she is!
October 11, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Sometimes I put my Pusheen plushie in a little wetsuit & cover her in olive oil and we pretend she is Moo Deng.
Ha! look how stompy she is!
Ha! look how stompy she is!
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Friday me is getting ahead of Monday me by canceling all appointments made by Wednesday me, who simply cannot be trusted.
September 22, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Friday me is getting ahead of Monday me by canceling all appointments made by Wednesday me, who simply cannot be trusted.
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Could an AI do this? *pins post*
October 11, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Could an AI do this? *pins post*
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Could an AI do this? *eats 20 slices of salami*
June 29, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Could an AI do this? *eats 20 slices of salami*
"There's was not a love built on words; but not everybody needs them. To be known, to be loved; Mumbly Jeff knew from hard won experience that either thing was special, but to feel both in tandem was rare & precious. He'd known from the moment Blemeau had clocked his tattoo & mimed "Anchor?..."
October 11, 2024 at 11:41 AM
"There's was not a love built on words; but not everybody needs them. To be known, to be loved; Mumbly Jeff knew from hard won experience that either thing was special, but to feel both in tandem was rare & precious. He'd known from the moment Blemeau had clocked his tattoo & mimed "Anchor?..."