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Never a single thinly-veiled suggestion to commit violent acts, especially if you’re a minor

Circumvent paywalls
Download cars
Disable your neighbor’s Ring camera

Coup your grace
No one even entertains my strategies
December 12, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Wow, such groundbreaking

If we could build a Time Machine bring all liberals and leftists to the year 2024 we could move on from the “I’m so shocked” phase and into the solutions phase, but journalists are too afraid to praise real heroes
December 7, 2024 at 11:40 PM
“Blending in” implies you’re doing something for cause with effect

We don’t all pretend to be resistance fighters. Some of us do the work
December 7, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Where is the outrage about tha…
December 7, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Change the culture, teach the boys
December 6, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Thanks for the tip bruv
December 6, 2024 at 2:29 PM
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Nothingeverhappens
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Adopt popular policies
December 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM
To celebrate the death of Brian Thompson I’m giving away 10 copies of Hypercapitalism

Post your favorite targeted assassination meme
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I should start a thread with all the screenshots in my “they have it coming” album, but I’m about as careful putting people on it as the US was in Afghanistan
December 5, 2024 at 1:01 PM
I thought you were editorializing but holy hell
December 5, 2024 at 12:26 PM
December 4, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I nominate this guy
December 4, 2024 at 10:17 PM
There’s only one way for a Democrat to get my vote now
December 4, 2024 at 10:16 PM
This is what his $32MM compensation package got him
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
“Not today, Chief”
December 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
It’d be great if we could skip the next-four-years-part where people gradually realize what should have been obvious in 2015
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
I will never be made to feel bad for committing financial crimes against boomers
December 4, 2024 at 1:09 PM
BLACKFRIDAYSALE! Get 25% off an annual subscription. This article has been unlocked!
December 3, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Just shelve it and write it off. No one will blame you, Sony, unless you refuse to learn from a repeating lesson

This is just sad and desperate
December 2, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Doctor saw a Rimworld play through video and had ideas
December 2, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I dunno
December 2, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Every inch you give becomes a mile
November 27, 2024 at 3:05 PM