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unclewolfy.bsky.social
Older and Slyer
@unclewolfy.bsky.social
Need a good 'dad', but want a bad one?
Uncle Wolfy's got both covered. Now c'mere~
Suits me, kiddo. Just tell Uncle Wolfy what you need~
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Guess I count now.
Only change in how I’ve looked since high school is the grey in my hair and brows.
I wear clothes that are older than the last guy I fucked.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If I have to make you, either I did something wrong, or you didn’t need it bad enough ;)
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Too many twinks packing baseball bats looking like they got hit in the face with one…
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Being someone’s ride home from work comes with caveats.
Given the circumstances, I was plenty happy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 AM
‘Course you wouldn’t! You’re used to rather more robust encounters~
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Might have a fine present for you, too.
It’s not wrapped, but I don’t think you’ll mind.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hey, now. Our boy’s growing up.
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Less embarrassment, more just… ugh.
“You said this thing specifically so someone else could hear it- why would you think that was okay?”
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Oh, that I do. Happy to offer whatever I can, beast~
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sometimes tight can be tough on both sides. Oiled steel boners are a luxury afforded to younger men.
November 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Poor kid. Not enough chances to practice? Or is it just a rough start no matter what?
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Trouble? Naaah.
I keep other relationships happy- whether everybody in them knows it or not.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh, don’t you worry. I’ll pull out, all right.
…after I’m done, that is.
The limp and the gape will go away in a day or so. Probably.
November 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Leisurely explore what they smell and taste like… while turning the answer into ‘me’.
My lips and tongue will open the way for my knot. Presents from Wolfy are big… and never wrapped~
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Concept is garbage, created by garbage. Consider shunning those who don’t know better, or who don’t care.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Coverage of more than 15% of skin that would be visible if wearing only underwear.
November 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM