Uncle Quagsire
@unclequagsire.bsky.social
I follow some furry artists, my friends, and occasionally post a witty reply. Any pronouns. Furthermore, ICE must be abolished.
Don't even land the plane
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Don't even land the plane
Imagine the terror when you're ready to go into victory formation in a one score game but the purge play hasn't happened yet.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Imagine the terror when you're ready to go into victory formation in a one score game but the purge play hasn't happened yet.
He should have reincarnated into a veal ranch
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He should have reincarnated into a veal ranch
Well everyone's heart beats a finite number of times
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Well everyone's heart beats a finite number of times
"Presidential behavior" from the perspective of a Russian Asset
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Presidential behavior" from the perspective of a Russian Asset
It's doomed no matter what
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's doomed no matter what
Reposted by Uncle Quagsire
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
Or we just need to destroy these data centers
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Or we just need to destroy these data centers
I think Daniel Craig just likes pretending to be a southern weirdo
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I think Daniel Craig just likes pretending to be a southern weirdo
It's doing the bare minimum to appease the subset of viewers that care about concussion safety (offset by the ones who are against it) and a players union that folds to ownership regularly
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It's doing the bare minimum to appease the subset of viewers that care about concussion safety (offset by the ones who are against it) and a players union that folds to ownership regularly
Yeah.
Who's going to stop it? Other countries intervening? The soldiers being sent to die refusing their orders? US Law being enforced on those in power?
Who's going to stop it? Other countries intervening? The soldiers being sent to die refusing their orders? US Law being enforced on those in power?
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Yeah.
Who's going to stop it? Other countries intervening? The soldiers being sent to die refusing their orders? US Law being enforced on those in power?
Who's going to stop it? Other countries intervening? The soldiers being sent to die refusing their orders? US Law being enforced on those in power?
Browns fans just don't know any better cause they haven't seen a good QB for so long.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Browns fans just don't know any better cause they haven't seen a good QB for so long.
No, she should just donate every cent she made off trading and donors to food banks, vote against every single GOP issue for her remaining time in the capitol and never run for public office again.
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
No, she should just donate every cent she made off trading and donors to food banks, vote against every single GOP issue for her remaining time in the capitol and never run for public office again.
I dont get that sentiment.
Primaries should be expected for every single elected representative, every single cycle.
Primaries should be expected for every single elected representative, every single cycle.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I dont get that sentiment.
Primaries should be expected for every single elected representative, every single cycle.
Primaries should be expected for every single elected representative, every single cycle.
I'm not going to entirely set aside the possibility that she's just completely and utterly disillusioned and wants to be done.
But I assume there's an angle.
But I assume there's an angle.
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I'm not going to entirely set aside the possibility that she's just completely and utterly disillusioned and wants to be done.
But I assume there's an angle.
But I assume there's an angle.
By telling them to actually read the books.
They tried doubling down but could never talk around "Read his books."
They tried doubling down but could never talk around "Read his books."
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
By telling them to actually read the books.
They tried doubling down but could never talk around "Read his books."
They tried doubling down but could never talk around "Read his books."
Only if his security doesn't lapse
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Only if his security doesn't lapse
You can pry my Thanksgiving ribs out if my warm welcoming serving tray!
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can pry my Thanksgiving ribs out if my warm welcoming serving tray!
Nevemind that's above the median for yards. Make it 190 instead.
Oh and one of the TDs is on like a 3-yard QB sneak that the defense totally fucks up.
Also someone else made this joke already.
Oh and one of the TDs is on like a 3-yard QB sneak that the defense totally fucks up.
Also someone else made this joke already.
November 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Nevemind that's above the median for yards. Make it 190 instead.
Oh and one of the TDs is on like a 3-yard QB sneak that the defense totally fucks up.
Also someone else made this joke already.
Oh and one of the TDs is on like a 3-yard QB sneak that the defense totally fucks up.
Also someone else made this joke already.
Manifesting a 240 yard 2 TD 1 Int game where the browns lose 17-24.
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Manifesting a 240 yard 2 TD 1 Int game where the browns lose 17-24.
I can almost hear the bongos
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I can almost hear the bongos