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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆

@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social

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your favorite boomer from the bird site. the original, accept no substitutes. www.benzduck.com

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Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · Feb 6

“Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.”

National Lampoon, 1971

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 1d

so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 1d

This damn game, I swear to god.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 2d

Queen of Gay Chaos I @QueenOfGayChaos
The Christian conservative mind cannot fathom someone being simultaneously religious and not hateful

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MAVERICK X•@MAVERIC68078049 • 2d
Why is a Muslim mayor openly joining an LGBT pride march? Something doesn't add up.
(Photo of Zohran Mamdani smiling and holding a trans pride flag)

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

No matter how bad they get, they’ve been worse.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

I prefer my nachos with cheese and not soupy cheesy substance but I get it

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Come on over, I’ll whip up a pot of black beans

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, I make my own most of the time but chipotle doesn’t like it when I bring it in

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

That’s happened to me at Chipotle more than once. They’re always almost out of veggies.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

I love the free guac

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Remember Some Guys @remembersomeguys.bsky.social · 3d

Dick Allen
1B
Debut: 1963 - Retired: 1977
LAD - OAK - CHW - STL - PHI

Dick Allen at baseball-reference.com

Career stats of Dick Allen

baseball-reference.com

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

My favorite player from the 60s (except for Willie Mays).

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

TIL Zenon Andrusyshyn died *two years ago* and I never heard about it. I coulda sent something.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

I tried

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Let’s play a game I call “name the famous Oregon QB from his stat line!”
We all know this guy.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Oregon remains undefeated in B1G conference road contests.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Field gooooooooal! Woo

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Out by a mile.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

And of course the play clock was at 00 when snapped

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Why not throw it to the wide open dude. That’s what I’d do

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Oh another flag. Wonder who it was on

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Oh a flag. Wonder who it’s on

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

Grounding.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

They should both be named Homer.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

I won’t be impressed until I see as much whining about B1G officiating as I did Pac12.

Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆 @unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 3d

That’s their A Team apparently