Matt Bryant aka Uncle Boom
@uncleboom.bsky.social
Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.
Are you ready for some football????!
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Are you ready for some football????!
Ali played a terrific game. Potentially his last as a Whitecap?
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ali played a terrific game. Potentially his last as a Whitecap?
It's one of the few things this ghastly technology actually works for.
Burn the whole industry to the ground.
Burn the whole industry to the ground.
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's one of the few things this ghastly technology actually works for.
Burn the whole industry to the ground.
Burn the whole industry to the ground.
"FIFA gives Trump a peace prize in a continuation of its traditional focus on bribery" reads a little cleaner I think.
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"FIFA gives Trump a peace prize in a continuation of its traditional focus on bribery" reads a little cleaner I think.
Pardon me, a fake conversation ABOUT her with a robot.
Clearly much better. Hahaha. Fuck off.
Clearly much better. Hahaha. Fuck off.
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Pardon me, a fake conversation ABOUT her with a robot.
Clearly much better. Hahaha. Fuck off.
Clearly much better. Hahaha. Fuck off.
"You're operating in such clearly bad faith that I generated a fake conversation you via a robot" is wildly fucking hilarious man.
December 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"You're operating in such clearly bad faith that I generated a fake conversation you via a robot" is wildly fucking hilarious man.
Just admitting the crimes out in the open is all the rage, apparently.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Just admitting the crimes out in the open is all the rage, apparently.
They all talk like Rexella on the Jack Van Impe program.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
They all talk like Rexella on the Jack Van Impe program.
Conceived to the sweet rhythms of Hot In Herre.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Conceived to the sweet rhythms of Hot In Herre.
The College playoff Christian Power Rankings, brought to you by DraftKings.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
The College playoff Christian Power Rankings, brought to you by DraftKings.
The Mormons out-Christian the Catholics nowadays?
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Mormons out-Christian the Catholics nowadays?
You think these folks could find something useful to do with their time in the legislature...
Now, an annual "Convoy jerks fuck off" holiday, on the other hand.
Now, an annual "Convoy jerks fuck off" holiday, on the other hand.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
You think these folks could find something useful to do with their time in the legislature...
Now, an annual "Convoy jerks fuck off" holiday, on the other hand.
Now, an annual "Convoy jerks fuck off" holiday, on the other hand.
Precious Venus.....
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Precious Venus.....
Fuck is wrong with you?
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fuck is wrong with you?
"You too can learn to weep with rage at children's movies."
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
"You too can learn to weep with rage at children's movies."
You should've heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuckin neck!
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You should've heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuckin neck!
Hahaha. There it is.
Sad state of affairs all around. Wouldn't be my crew to trip with, that's for sure.
Sad state of affairs all around. Wouldn't be my crew to trip with, that's for sure.
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Hahaha. There it is.
Sad state of affairs all around. Wouldn't be my crew to trip with, that's for sure.
Sad state of affairs all around. Wouldn't be my crew to trip with, that's for sure.
Hahaha. "Dancing around like a girl who'd shit on your chest" is the one I'm thinking of I think.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hahaha. "Dancing around like a girl who'd shit on your chest" is the one I'm thinking of I think.
He got there! Bold move.
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
He got there! Bold move.
My man was rocking! The high push at the end was terrific. Go Caps.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My man was rocking! The high push at the end was terrific. Go Caps.