Matt Bryant aka Uncle Boom
@uncleboom.bsky.social
Building stuff, obsessing about football. Petting cats. Played in a cool band.
Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you @conororr.bsky.social when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sounded like a vocalised Funk 49 riff from you @conororr.bsky.social when Hanzus cut Graver off to pivot to your Dolphins in the Quad Box.
Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
Hegseth: Actually, I said "Kill them all? No, survivors!"
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
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jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!
Donald Trump had reasonable concerns about how Joe Biden’s relatives enriched themselves through his service. Yet his own family is making the “Biden crime family” look small-time
How Donald Trump is turning into Joe Biden
It’s about more than denying inflation
econ.st
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
jesus christ; he didn't have "reasonable concerns." He was literally impeached for trying to get Ukraine to smear Biden! what the fucking fuck?!
"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.
2/ "The policy ... was changed because Hegseth knows he can’t justify killing boat operators who survive attacks."
‘We Intended the Strike to Be Lethal’ Is Not a Defense | National Review
The laws of war, incorporated in the federal war crimes statute, prohibit the killing of people who have been rendered hors de combat.
www.nationalreview.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Yes, I did intend to commit these war crimes" is certainly a bold war crimes defense.
Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours @sunshinesucks.bsky.social ?
this is by far the least cool anyone has ever made doing drugs look
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Hahaha. Where's that epic Grimes post of yours @sunshinesucks.bsky.social ?
One of many incredible SCTV gags.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
One of many incredible SCTV gags.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
My dad (who plays bass on the original) thought this was about the highest form of flattery possible.
It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.
This is unhinged, unadulterated white nationalism that is so off-the-charts fascist not even David Duke would have said that in public.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It took a while, but George Lincoln Rockwell and his gang eventually seized the White House.
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This is my fave misquote of the day:
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is my fave misquote of the day:
Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Dig up the original 3rd act from Orson Welles "Magnificent Ambersons" and force Hollywood to put it back together, of course.
As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America:
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
As Gore Vidal wisely quipped about America:
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
"Socialism for the rich, rugged individualism for the poor."
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"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.
Man notorious for fucking teenagers in Russia thinks the Epstein scandal is overblown.
Ok Matt Taibbi has posted.
November 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
"Russiagate" also, you know...happened! There's a whole damn Special Counsel's report on the sordid affair.
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.
The “canceled people” database listing victims of cancel culture, which includes oft-repeated cases such as Bret Weinstein (Evergreen State College) and James Damore (Google), has a little over 200 entries across 18 years.
canceledpeople.org
canceledpeople.org
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hope the precedent here isn't that all 600 folks targeted have to be on every podcast imaginable and turn into insufferable assholes, too.
Hahaha holy shit!
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hahaha holy shit!
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I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m traveling around the country watching landscapers get tackled and arrested by masked federal agents.
Tom blocked me here for pointing out that the road to fascism is paved with disappearing "undesirables", blowing through the rule of law, and paramilitary gang tactics.
Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.
Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tom blocked me here for pointing out that the road to fascism is paved with disappearing "undesirables", blowing through the rule of law, and paramilitary gang tactics.
Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.
Nice that he still hasn't learned anything.
Simpsons season 5 level humour.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Simpsons season 5 level humour.
Soon the article will reach it's final, most powerful form when length of the bits in parentheses eclipse the article itself.
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Soon the article will reach it's final, most powerful form when length of the bits in parentheses eclipse the article itself.
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taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
taken from my college honors thesis, “On Stairs.”
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Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Adams has railed against vaccines, and science in general, for many years. Kennedy cut funding for promising work including mRNA vaccines for prostate cancer. Just, the audacity here.
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the Techbro Cycle:
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the Techbro Cycle:
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
1) build a website or social media app
2) expect to be universally adored by the users
3) say something awful and face repercussions
4) immediately crash out and try to post through it
5) commit to ending Western Civilization
"Didn't realize he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years" doesn't exactly speak highly of the Senate hopeful's judgement.
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Didn't realize he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years" doesn't exactly speak highly of the Senate hopeful's judgement.
What is so hard for people to grasp about a grown man still having a totenkopf tattoo?
That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.
That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.
“James Talarico spent two years teaching English to sixth graders in San Antonio. this is more scandalous than having a Nazi tattoo” - Matt Stoller, an extremely smart and normal guy
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What is so hard for people to grasp about a grown man still having a totenkopf tattoo?
That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.
That you got one is a huge problem, that you still have one is just totally disqualifying to serve in the Senate. Case closed, not difficult to understand.
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This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.
Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.
Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.