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Ryan Sean Sayre
@uncle0745.bsky.social
I just fucked myself, without someone telling me to go do it.. 😂😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy #FCF..
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Happy Hump Day!

Another favorite oldie..
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I truly don’t care about having sex again. I just want to hang out with you guys, while watching (and quoting) Mommie Dearest, and The Golden Girls..
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They’re not perfect, but they’re mine..
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It’s a shame that my mouth and hands will never enjoy actually touching your bodies. Thank goodness for fantasies..
November 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love hearing that I’m in a guy’s spank bank.

Just proves what I’ve always known, being disabled is sexy! 😊😉
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Happy #FCF

I always enjoy showing off my klingenspritzer..
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A late post for Hump Day!
November 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Ryan Sean Sayre
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My hand and I are more of a power couple than these two..
November 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
trump on epstein island…
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me picturing trump supporters clutching their pearls, after finding out their fearful “leader” is a secret pickle kisser.
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here’s what’s up! #FCF
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Me, 40 years ago!

#tbt
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
A favorite oldie for this Happy Hump Day!
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
When you have no sense of balance, but you still have your sense of humor.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sad news! RIP..
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Since the Supreme Court told Kim Davis to eat a bag of dicks, I’m sending virtual kisses to all my male followers to celebrate!
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Me, thinking back to a year ago when we became the first country dumb enough to elect a convicted felon as our “leader.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Happy Hump Day!
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am, once again, the only single adult in my house.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM