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unchained-malady.bsky.social
Unchained Malady 🎃👻⸆⸉
@unchained-malady.bsky.social
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genX lefty and all-around affable asshole
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🚫 no AI/crypto/NFTs/TERFs/Zionists
I don't post NSFW but I do cuss an awful lot
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unchained-malady.bsky.social
a stock photo of a small pile of sticks
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
he cat from OP, edited into a photo of a monorail track, stretched out long like a train car on the rail
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
the cat from OP edited into a photograph of a flat valley with steep, snowy mountains behind it
November 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
post something random, etc
a vintage photo of Tim Curry in his Pennywise makeup, wrapped in a blanket, holding an umbrella with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and a weary expression on his painted face
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
an aerial photo of a very old castle upon a jagged cliff, covered in snow with fog, with a pair of cats edited in like they were sleeping on the rocks and one is giving a face as if they were disturbed by the photographer
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
an edited photo of space, featuring a galaxy tilted 45° and a bengal cat added to sit on it
November 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
Disnerds and MCU simps every time the C suite overtly licks the administration's boots again
that meme with the neckbeard doing a terrible comic book battle pose with daggers, captioned "leave my poor billion dollar corporation alone"
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
this and its timing was ... certainly interesting 🤔
screenshot from bsky user trjumpet.swifties.social, where she appears to post 2 videos in quick succession about cults and cult deprogramming
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
ok wtafffffffffff
screenshot of a search result on bsky for user subzerosoda, showing some pretty damning accusations that are upsetting
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
this guy? (sorry, I'm needing baby steps here lol)
screenshot from a search, "Looperman https://www.looperman.com › users › loops › 6590395 DarrenHirst - My Loops Sounds & Samples At Looperman.com These loops have been kindly uploaded by DarrenHirst for your commercial and non-commercial use on a royalty free basis (subject to our terms and..."
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
it's looking like we just did, in fact, elect a Muslim mayor over Dick Cheney's dead body
NYC Mayoral race preliminary results (as of 9:04pm) showing the following: Mamdani 422,116 votes (51.5%) Cuomo 324,914 voted (39.7%) Sliwa 65,684 votes (8%) combined write-ins 2,434 votes (0.3%) Adams 1,919 votes (0.2%)
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
PBS coming in with exactly zero fucks today
screenshot from a PBS.org article for live election coverage, reading: "Incumbent Mayor Eric Adams initially planned to seek reelection as an independent, but amid sub-basement approval ratings, he dropped out in late September. He will remain on the ballot."
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
HyperConservative Asshole Voted Herself Into a Corner She Was Warned About, Is Trying to Sue Her Way Out

istfg these people hate everything and only give a shit when it affects them

anti labor, anti choice, anti everything but god forbid they should have to share in the consequences
screenshot of a NYT online article, featuring a photo of a smug looking white woman standing with her hands folded primly in front of her, captioned "Sara Albrecht, a lifelong Republican whose organization is challenging the president’s tariffs, outside the Supreme Court last month. (Credit: Tierney L. Cross/The New York Times)". The article title/cooy reads, "She Voted for Trump Three Times. Now She Is Leading a Fight Against His Tariffs. The Liberty Justice Center led by Sara Albrecht is better known for backing right-leaning causes, but it filed the tariff case that will be heard by the Supreme Court this week." "The nonprofit Liberty Justice Center was founded in 2011 to oppose organized labor and government overreach in Illinois. At that time, the group worked closely with the Illinois Policy Center, a libertarian-leaning policy group, to limit the power of public-sector unions, a longtime goal of conservative groups. The organizations received financial support from Richard Uihlein, an Illinois industrialist who has spent millions to elect Republican officials." LOL
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
and because Eva Braun over here saw fit to dirty-delete, I've taken a moment to immortalize her bullshit for your reference
screenshot of the dumbest post I've seen all week: from @franifio.bsky.social "No one is saying the tattoo isn't deeply offensive. Nazis are bad. But no one has been able to prove that Platner is a Nazi in belief, words or deeds. Could it be he's telling the truth about being drunk and getting a dumb tattoo he randomly picked?" (I warned you that it was fucking dumb)
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
reminds me of
Onion article titled "Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored" and features a pretty generic photo mockup of people in fatigues on a doorstep
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
lol this is so embarrassing dude WHY
screenshot of a twitter post by @dagorenouf about his wedding day, "big thanks to the 26 startups who helped us pay for our wedding, it was a beautiful day 😍 (full cinematic video coming soon)" with three photos of the couple, notably featuring him in a tuxedo jacket with sponsor logos all over it like a goddamn NASCAR vehicle
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
a plastic graphic pin, with a red background and white text that reads, "some men improve the world only by leaving it" - Oscar Wilde
October 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
generic photo of people standing in a huddle, pointing overhead, looking up, and it has 3 of the OP cats edited in so that they're also looking up
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
fuckin WHEEZING at this intro
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
that Louvre heist got em shook over at Progressive lmao
screenshot from a marketing email sent by Progressive Insurance: Jewelry Insurance Protect your valuable pieces from loss, damage, theft, and more with an affordable jewelry policy. (beside the block of text is a generic digital rendition of a diamond ring 💍)
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
if you've seen Spaceballs, you know why this made me choke on my tea
screenshot of an online retail listing for Boost Oxygen, a literal can of air
October 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
I must be ahead of the curve, as I already have this person blocked

who is it? lol
a rather boring screenshot of this post this is in reply to
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
the above cat, edited into a lovely sunset photo with a wide open idyllic countryside, colorful cloud cover, and a dirt road leading into the distance
October 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
the above cat, edited into a colorful space photograph
October 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
unchained-malady.bsky.social
the gray cat from the OP photo edited into a Star Trek scene
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM