Umlouse
@umlouse.bsky.social
#STL based Dadcore band. Lots of #punk #metal #hardcore to go round. Search Umlouse on Spotify and Soundcloud for demos. For booking email: umlouseband@gmail.com
Will never see a turkey again without remembering the video of the guy with NYC accent yelling at a group of turkeys to, “GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE!”
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Will never see a turkey again without remembering the video of the guy with NYC accent yelling at a group of turkeys to, “GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE!”
Clearly you’ve never been to the Belk in Pineville
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Clearly you’ve never been to the Belk in Pineville
Mary Chesnut deserved a slave uprising aimed solely at her
July 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mary Chesnut deserved a slave uprising aimed solely at her
We have a wannabe tough guy boss who uses “Full period, stop.”
June 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We have a wannabe tough guy boss who uses “Full period, stop.”
They’ll take my pornography out of my cold dead hand
May 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They’ll take my pornography out of my cold dead hand
