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@umbire.blacksky.app
black, 32, he/him

18+ - no minors, no zoo/lolisho, no exceptions.

If I have you blocked here, feel free to assume you're dead to me. If you were blocked previously/on my last acc. and then aren't, you're on thin fucking ice.

BAMN

Kill your heroes.
(coughs so hard and pointedly I start hacking up blood)
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"the woke left and the woke right"
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What an interesting about-face.
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
and of course it's someone not beating the "thinks mom actually disappeared while playing peekaboo" allegations
October 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
lmao
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
October 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ideological purity for thee but not for me
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
October 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
...but I repeat myself
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Then why did he buy the car-making company!?
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Mayo"
October 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"they"

"this person"
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I'm serious, you straight up need to hire new guys, this ain't cuttin' it.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
actually good question
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
AHT AHT AHT @bigdogmomthree.bsky.social you ain't gettin' away that easy!
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
But of course, I'm wasting my time
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
do you legit just see a word that's arabic in origin and have your brain short circuit
October 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Sooo you don’t know about the Mufti???"

...sir, do you??
October 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@memorioustulpa.bsky.social not helpin' your case here!
October 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM