That was a pretty good one even up here in the city. I can only imagine how it was for you!

Happy birthday hot stuff!

Did you GET a chicken nugget or did you BECOME a chicken nugget through massage? Or maybe you meant it as a term of endearment. Are *you* Chicken Nugget? Am *I* Chicken Nugget? Are we *all* Chicken Nugget?

That second Shongles Shit is no joke. (My side effects weren't any worse than my usual immunization reaction, but it went on for like four or five days.)

Well, even the Buddha said all of reality is an illusion; we're not our tired face photos or our hot bodies or anything we think we are. But I still look forward to perceiving you again tomorrow with whatever illusion reality gives us then. <3

Perhaps "Mrs. Davis," though that was a little more surreal/non-sequitur, so ymmv with it.

This is amazing! So good.

With that said, it should be a given that I’m going to wear my Glow-in-the-dark “Nightmare Before Christmas” jacket to the grocery store. ‘‘Tis the season and whatnot.

MILFy Way

When it happened to me I was like, "Oh, look, there goes a person with functioning eyes. No shit, buddy!"

With my glasses off it looks like a weird Garfield cartoon. Maybe you could appeal and say that. Who could object to Garfield?!

“It’s not gay if they’re a cutie-patootie.“ (Actually it’s probably hella gay instead. Good work!)

And wherever you two go, he'll have a nice view. Hope you both have a lovely time!

Truly, seeing the Apple in every Jack.

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