ultramiraculous
@ultramiraculo.us
Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!
(Apologies to the guy who explained this pitch at me during a party once…our souls weren’t a match 🤷🏻♂️)
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(Apologies to the guy who explained this pitch at me during a party once…our souls weren’t a match 🤷🏻♂️)
Ok but don’t downplay the mega pivot option to “integrating astrology-powered ML into your hiring pipeline” here.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ok but don’t downplay the mega pivot option to “integrating astrology-powered ML into your hiring pipeline” here.
I agree but also I don’t think(?) they’re saying that exactly…I think they’re saying he’s *up* $3m and has made $400m in bets total this year. They’re definitely obfuscating this point but I don’t *think* he currently has $403m.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I agree but also I don’t think(?) they’re saying that exactly…I think they’re saying he’s *up* $3m and has made $400m in bets total this year. They’re definitely obfuscating this point but I don’t *think* he currently has $403m.
“Decided to” oh ok champ 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Decided to” oh ok champ 🙄
My son is always sending me “idk what is going on” what does this mean
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My son is always sending me “idk what is going on” what does this mean
(In the spirit of both 6-7 and Hitchhikers, the meaning remains baffling and unknowable)
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
(In the spirit of both 6-7 and Hitchhikers, the meaning remains baffling and unknowable)
When Chewbacca was killed and miraculously resurrected in the time it took me to take a piss I knew it was JJover for me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
When Chewbacca was killed and miraculously resurrected in the time it took me to take a piss I knew it was JJover for me.
Andor makes it worse!
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Andor makes it worse!
Why is Dorothy such a bitch? Did they base her on Judy Garland?
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Why is Dorothy such a bitch? Did they base her on Judy Garland?
“This could have been a 45minute made-for-tv movie if the first one flopped” - I thought, not knowing that’s literally the length of Wicked Act 2 on stage
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
“This could have been a 45minute made-for-tv movie if the first one flopped” - I thought, not knowing that’s literally the length of Wicked Act 2 on stage
Yes. This!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Yes. This!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
If your musk is your kinkware you’re not wearing it to work! Consent is sexy!
Yeah I knew someone who proudly posted his coworkers didn’t know he’d intentionally not showered for two weeks during a heat wave.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Yeah I knew someone who proudly posted his coworkers didn’t know he’d intentionally not showered for two weeks during a heat wave.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
It read as borderline(?) sexual assault.
Today that corridor was severed by a backhoe, leaving only one other option.
A lone electrician stands by a secondary door. He has not been paid in three weeks and Stephen called him a particularly esoteric slur recently.
The words “it’s ok you can call me that” can be heard from the Oval.
A lone electrician stands by a secondary door. He has not been paid in three weeks and Stephen called him a particularly esoteric slur recently.
The words “it’s ok you can call me that” can be heard from the Oval.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Today that corridor was severed by a backhoe, leaving only one other option.
A lone electrician stands by a secondary door. He has not been paid in three weeks and Stephen called him a particularly esoteric slur recently.
The words “it’s ok you can call me that” can be heard from the Oval.
A lone electrician stands by a secondary door. He has not been paid in three weeks and Stephen called him a particularly esoteric slur recently.
The words “it’s ok you can call me that” can be heard from the Oval.
For chain of command reasons, Stephen Miller has been unable to access the White House except via the East Wing. He has been using an inconspicuous side door to hide this.
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For chain of command reasons, Stephen Miller has been unable to access the White House except via the East Wing. He has been using an inconspicuous side door to hide this.
Fuck I was just trying to remember what Cole project I was hype for recently.
This is gonna kill so hard.
This is gonna kill so hard.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Fuck I was just trying to remember what Cole project I was hype for recently.
This is gonna kill so hard.
This is gonna kill so hard.
I’m honestly mad Utopia (2013) reads wayyyyy different post-pandemic. It’s beautiful, the music is *great*, but in 2020 it hit close to home (a bit violent too)
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I’m honestly mad Utopia (2013) reads wayyyyy different post-pandemic. It’s beautiful, the music is *great*, but in 2020 it hit close to home (a bit violent too)
So it’s specifically “𝐖e 𝐀re 𝐑ight” which…I mean it do be like that now.
We’re rapidly approaching that level of comedic subtlety.
We’re rapidly approaching that level of comedic subtlety.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
So it’s specifically “𝐖e 𝐀re 𝐑ight” which…I mean it do be like that now.
We’re rapidly approaching that level of comedic subtlety.
We’re rapidly approaching that level of comedic subtlety.
Sorry you lost me at that last part. Are there FAANG teams I haven’t worked with that use scrum? 🤔
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Sorry you lost me at that last part. Are there FAANG teams I haven’t worked with that use scrum? 🤔
I love that this is absolutely the least believable part of this too!
Probably the least solvable problem in the video is an LLM that is so aware/confident that it will interrupt the speaker.
Probably the least solvable problem in the video is an LLM that is so aware/confident that it will interrupt the speaker.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I love that this is absolutely the least believable part of this too!
Probably the least solvable problem in the video is an LLM that is so aware/confident that it will interrupt the speaker.
Probably the least solvable problem in the video is an LLM that is so aware/confident that it will interrupt the speaker.
Oh you had me confused until that last part!
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh you had me confused until that last part!
Windows currently asks if I’d like to start gaming with my friends on Teams every time I fire up Forbidden West.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Windows currently asks if I’d like to start gaming with my friends on Teams every time I fire up Forbidden West.
Last Jedi would cause a new Protestant Reformation.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Last Jedi would cause a new Protestant Reformation.