ultramiraculous
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ultramiraculous
@ultramiraculo.us
Typical ̶B̶a̶y̶ ̶A̶r̶e̶a̶ ̶t̶e̶c̶h̶ ̶i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶ New Yorker. Top-tier dummy. All opinions are (tragically) my own!
I want to see the White House footage of Trump’s entire senior staff collectively having a meltdown, while engaged in a Veep-style comedy of errors.
New meme format just dropped:
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reminds me of my short-lived party trick of asking Parisians in SF if they were Quebecois and seeing their faces 🤭
As a fluent speaker of French-Canadian French, I entirely understand this. I often tell Americans who say that the French hate Americans that they're wrong; the French HATE French-Canadians. I had a Brazilian roommate in college and know this to be true about Brazilians also. Well done by her.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Just got to explain for 4-5 blocks how #AWS works to a guy who asked how I got a #CitiBike e-bike out "when the internet is down".

We shoud do this more often.

#Micromobility #NYC #US-East-1 #NeighborlyBehavior
October 20, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Curtis Sliwa is housing this sandwich, but what is his housing plan? 🤔

#Sliwa #NYCMayor
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Y’all that Superman show was quite the thing…
July 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Due to some issues we’re diverting to the F line tracks on this train.

Accidental F Train and it’s not even Pride!
July 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
This is *exactly* why it’s so serious we don’t take sportsball so lightly on this platform!
Here's my contribution to #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Victoria 3
Dyson Sphere Program
Fallout New Vegas
Name 3 Videogames you've played for 200 hours.
June 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
THIS IS KRISTI NOEM REMINDING YOU TO GET YOUR FUCKING REALID ITS REAL THIS TIME WE FORGOT TOO!!
May 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Oh so shackles stay on? You’re gonna make me *keep* my drip?”

#FreeLuigi #LuigiSlaysAgain
February 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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dont particularly care about his weird fleshlight takes or rising sun flag or seed oil aversion. dudes family has the archdiocese on speed dial + basically their own wing of loyola and he still felt so fucked over and cornered by untreated chronic pain that he snapped. that's how bad that shit is.
December 10, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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nothing the courts have done has ever felt like justice as much as this
December 4, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Of course US v JUUL is going to be the one that makes our atmosphere unbearable for humans
Lawgeeks, SCOTUS will be hearing argument starting in about 5 minutes over whether the FDA abused its authority when it banned new flavored e-cigarette products.

5th Cir., en banc, ruled that FDA sent manufacturers on a "wild goose chase" w/ impossible requirements.

Listen: www.supremecourt.gov/#
Supreme Court of the United States Home
www.supremecourt.gov
December 2, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
*taps mic* ....ok guess not.
June 20, 2023 at 1:00 AM