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A dangerously criminal fascist regime is on the brink of destroying the country and NBC News is giving us crucial coverage of fairy tales.
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A dangerously criminal fascist regime is on the brink of destroying the country and NBC News is giving us crucial coverage of fairy tales.
Not enough Westerns featured Bob Dylan.
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not enough Westerns featured Bob Dylan.
The monster knows he's rocking his new Patagonia fleece vest.
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The monster knows he's rocking his new Patagonia fleece vest.
Republicans are my # 1 enemy.
Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.
Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.
October 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Republicans are my # 1 enemy.
Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.
Cling wrap and fitted sheets are in a dead heat for # 2.
Lavalife is still a thing?
What year is this??
What year is this??
October 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lavalife is still a thing?
What year is this??
What year is this??
You know, if Canada became our 51st state, Trump could end their wildfires within 24 hours by issuing an EO mandating they have to clean the floors of their forests.
June 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You know, if Canada became our 51st state, Trump could end their wildfires within 24 hours by issuing an EO mandating they have to clean the floors of their forests.
Just watched Nosferatu.
So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude.
Was that suppose to be the takeaway?
So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude.
Was that suppose to be the takeaway?
March 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just watched Nosferatu.
So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude.
Was that suppose to be the takeaway?
So that Count Orlok was just a really horny dude.
Was that suppose to be the takeaway?
My life is more than half over.
Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.
Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.
March 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
My life is more than half over.
Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.
Yet it's the fact that my space phone is 5 years old is what worries me the most.
I really like when it snows. Then I get to play 'what left those tracks in the yard?'.
Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.
Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.
March 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I really like when it snows. Then I get to play 'what left those tracks in the yard?'.
Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.
Neighbors cat? rabbits? red fox? deer? small sasquatch? obese child chased by a one legged drifter? Possibilities are endless.
Can you imagine if Chuck Berry had titled his song Timmy B. Goode?
Rock would have died by 1960.
Words matter, people.
Rock would have died by 1960.
Words matter, people.
February 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Can you imagine if Chuck Berry had titled his song Timmy B. Goode?
Rock would have died by 1960.
Words matter, people.
Rock would have died by 1960.
Words matter, people.
January 1983.
I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit.
Was this the beginning of the end?
I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit.
Was this the beginning of the end?
February 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
January 1983.
I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit.
Was this the beginning of the end?
I guarantee you absolutely nothing good came from this fascist scumbag summit.
Was this the beginning of the end?