Did I say MAGA-Chunk? I meant MAGA Sloth. Clearly I'm tired/need to rewatch.

I think I speak for all of Gen-X when I say that I wouldn't let MAGA-Chunk into our Goonies.

Just need ONE reporter to say 'As Speaker of the House, don't you think that you should be more aware of things going on in the country?'

Hate America Rally happening... all over The United States.

I mean, I hate the 'Gulf of America', if that's what he means?

Sir, could we see your hands while you say that?

Oh, there's been a "an organized, systematized campaign to de-legitimatize, dehumanize, threaten, impede, obstruct, and physically assault" people... and it's being carried out BY ICE officers, not TO ICE officers.

When you get FIVE deferments to Vietnam, you don’t get to use “we”.

The “this wasn’t on my bingo card” people need to realize that it was also on their Sudoku, their Wordle, and it was somewhere in the first 250 levels of their Candy Crush too.

Hmm, if we stop talking about fascists, can we FINALLY talk about the availability of guns in the United States?

And here I thought it was the rotational spin of the planet.

Apparently someone needs to show these ICE agents the Fourth Amendment of the Constitution.

*someone gets shot on 5th Avenue*

Rounds: He did what he thought was right for the country...

… huh?

Even though I have never said the things you are assuming I want… wanting revenge or retribution are human feelings.

Just because Trump has those feelings as well doesn’t mean that anyone who also has them delivered him to the Presidency.

Still, Hades 2 tomorrow.

I… want to play Hades 2 tomorrow. I thought that was clear?

Besides, revenge would be the head of the FBI releasing an email to Congress two weeks before the election about an investigation. Kash Patel doesn’t have Trump on his enemies list.

As I read it, there’s a LOT of indifference in my statement, but considering he wrote in his book that he’s at peace with his ultimate decision, I’m at peace with being unbothered about what happens with any possible indictment for Comey allegedly “lying to Congress”.

If Senator Graham wants to become a comedian, he should probably retire.