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Grinder is for getting it on. But in these ads, this lady is in the cold with her baby trying to get 50 coins so she can fix the window and get a fireplace.
February 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Grinder is for getting it on. But in these ads, this lady is in the cold with her baby trying to get 50 coins so she can fix the window and get a fireplace.
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I’m working late cause I’m a dumb bitch that said yes
February 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m working late cause I’m a dumb bitch that said yes
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Aww that dick looks lonely let me fix that
February 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Aww that dick looks lonely let me fix that
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Bring back men that yearn for a partner. I want a love letter sealed with wax.
January 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bring back men that yearn for a partner. I want a love letter sealed with wax.
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I found the bitch and I’m mad because you chose an umpa lumpa big nose bitch over a platinum face card body shaped like a coke bottle
December 6, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I found the bitch and I’m mad because you chose an umpa lumpa big nose bitch over a platinum face card body shaped like a coke bottle
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He says I can’t take a joke, but I took him
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
He says I can’t take a joke, but I took him
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work day consisted of eating candy canes and emptying my baIIs in a silicone ass
December 5, 2024 at 10:06 PM
work day consisted of eating candy canes and emptying my baIIs in a silicone ass
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[Crying] I wanna be rich
December 5, 2024 at 5:27 AM
[Crying] I wanna be rich
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On the bright side I still have a fat ass
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 AM
On the bright side I still have a fat ass
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Remember what Santa said he said be a ho ho ho so what are you waiting for, go go go
December 5, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Remember what Santa said he said be a ho ho ho so what are you waiting for, go go go
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What am I sad for I have a tiny waist and a bang able face card
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
What am I sad for I have a tiny waist and a bang able face card
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You just gotta say AYYYEEE after everything to stay happy
December 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
You just gotta say AYYYEEE after everything to stay happy
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Saturday nights are for ass shaking
December 4, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Saturday nights are for ass shaking
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Beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer in the clear
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer in the clear
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Hate when men ask me what I’m doing like baby I’m in these streets serving cunt wtf are you doing bitch??
December 3, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Hate when men ask me what I’m doing like baby I’m in these streets serving cunt wtf are you doing bitch??
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Catching feelings and falling in love should be on a thousand ways to die
December 3, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Catching feelings and falling in love should be on a thousand ways to die
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I texted him 9 mins ago
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I texted him 9 mins ago
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets
He posted a selfie 5 mins ago.
9 - 5 = 4 the streets
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Oh I leave quite an impression fat ass to be exact
November 30, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Oh I leave quite an impression fat ass to be exact
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imagine hating on me and he’s in my room playing patty cake with my ass
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 AM
imagine hating on me and he’s in my room playing patty cake with my ass