Resisting temptation to report all that crap to the city. The guy blasting the music though... he's definitely getting reported tomorrow.

I wanted anything that wasn't a van. I was always embarrassed as a kid in one. Then I was given a Ford Festiva for my first car that was a piece of junk and I was like... can I just have a van please?

Laid back adorable nerd discussing boring things in an entertaining manner.

Dunno. I made some stickers, a window decal, and a luggage tag. I was gonna do cards for christmas but work kicking my ass and i deemed them too much effort.

Impulse control issues