UK Dazza
@ukdazza.bsky.social
male, human, full head of hair. Great 2 Fabulous. Views are sort of my own. Rocking Silver Fox realness 🏳️🌈🇪🇺🇬🇧🇮🇪
Sneaky, jacking up interest on savings so it's different from the standard tax rates 😡
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Sneaky, jacking up interest on savings so it's different from the standard tax rates 😡
It’s Ursula’s birthday according to my car app. Chin chin sweetie 🥂
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It’s Ursula’s birthday according to my car app. Chin chin sweetie 🥂
Spare me a Monday morning!!! Have the morning off to get my car serviced. Of course everything goes tits up when I’m not there. And a dumb f*ck team member is too clueless to look in their inbox for a meeting invite and keeps messaging me. At least the coffee is ok at the dealership ☕️
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Spare me a Monday morning!!! Have the morning off to get my car serviced. Of course everything goes tits up when I’m not there. And a dumb f*ck team member is too clueless to look in their inbox for a meeting invite and keeps messaging me. At least the coffee is ok at the dealership ☕️
Never be afraid to embrace your…
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Never be afraid to embrace your…
OMG Christmas has come early. You can get (or will shortly) Lego Star Trek www.lego.com/en-us/aboutu...
LEGO® Icons Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D™ - About Us - LEGO.com
LEGO® Icons Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D™
www.lego.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
OMG Christmas has come early. You can get (or will shortly) Lego Star Trek www.lego.com/en-us/aboutu...
Oh Lordy. Already f*cked off with all the Christmas adverts. Put me in a coma until January.
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh Lordy. Already f*cked off with all the Christmas adverts. Put me in a coma until January.
Something I ordered online has finally arrived in the UK, but will be delivered to my home by EVRI. Pray for me
a man in a suit and turtleneck is asking why
ALT: a man in a suit and turtleneck is asking why
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October 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Something I ordered online has finally arrived in the UK, but will be delivered to my home by EVRI. Pray for me
Anyone watching Joe Wicks: Licensed to Kill on C4?
You may never eat a protein bar again. But he looks hot in that gas mask 😈
You may never eat a protein bar again. But he looks hot in that gas mask 😈
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyone watching Joe Wicks: Licensed to Kill on C4?
You may never eat a protein bar again. But he looks hot in that gas mask 😈
You may never eat a protein bar again. But he looks hot in that gas mask 😈
Could sitting in a train carriage with a swarm of noisy young children be my second big mistake of the day?
Will just have to crank up the volume on my headphones and risk a prolonged loud warning alert.
Will just have to crank up the volume on my headphones and risk a prolonged loud warning alert.
September 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Could sitting in a train carriage with a swarm of noisy young children be my second big mistake of the day?
Will just have to crank up the volume on my headphones and risk a prolonged loud warning alert.
Will just have to crank up the volume on my headphones and risk a prolonged loud warning alert.
Tried out one of the 1 person booths at work, rather than the open plan bank of desks…
two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
Alt: two women are talking in a store and one of them is saying big mistake big huge
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September 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Tried out one of the 1 person booths at work, rather than the open plan bank of desks…
I will not put on the heating. I will not put on the heating. I will not put on the heating.
September 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I will not put on the heating. I will not put on the heating. I will not put on the heating.
May have shot myself in the foot at work by telling a member of the SLT the department has never been so badly run. Just as well the latest fuckwittery re-org is moving me and a few other out of IT and into the business.
August 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
May have shot myself in the foot at work by telling a member of the SLT the department has never been so badly run. Just as well the latest fuckwittery re-org is moving me and a few other out of IT and into the business.
Now where can I buy them? And more importantly, how do I get my incompetent senior management to dig their own graves? 🤔
August 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Now where can I buy them? And more importantly, how do I get my incompetent senior management to dig their own graves? 🤔
Well that’s me £750 down having paid for a crown after breaking a tooth 🦷. So much for snacking on healthy nuts 🥜 . I should have stuck to a bar of chocolate 🍫
August 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Well that’s me £750 down having paid for a crown after breaking a tooth 🦷. So much for snacking on healthy nuts 🥜 . I should have stuck to a bar of chocolate 🍫
Finally got round to watching Dept. Q. My god what a fucked up, twisted Mother and Son!
August 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Finally got round to watching Dept. Q. My god what a fucked up, twisted Mother and Son!
Is ‘stitch in the ditch’ when you put your willy in between Patricks bum crack? XX
August 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Is ‘stitch in the ditch’ when you put your willy in between Patricks bum crack? XX
One of my teeth has broken. I need chocolate and ice cream to cheer myself up. Or maybe down that bottle of fizz in the fridge.
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
One of my teeth has broken. I need chocolate and ice cream to cheer myself up. Or maybe down that bottle of fizz in the fridge.
Noooooooooo!
My barber for the past 5 years is shutting shop and moving up north.
I now need to find a new Jimmy, he was irreplaceable 😭
My barber for the past 5 years is shutting shop and moving up north.
I now need to find a new Jimmy, he was irreplaceable 😭
a man wearing a batman t-shirt is standing in front of a table with tools .
Alt: a man gesticulating wildly in disbelief
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July 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Noooooooooo!
My barber for the past 5 years is shutting shop and moving up north.
I now need to find a new Jimmy, he was irreplaceable 😭
My barber for the past 5 years is shutting shop and moving up north.
I now need to find a new Jimmy, he was irreplaceable 😭
Can I just say, I’m sweating like a glass blowers arse 🍑
Ice cold gin and SoJu isn’t cooling me down 🥵
Ice cold gin and SoJu isn’t cooling me down 🥵
July 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Can I just say, I’m sweating like a glass blowers arse 🍑
Ice cold gin and SoJu isn’t cooling me down 🥵
Ice cold gin and SoJu isn’t cooling me down 🥵