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Andrew
@uhandrew.bsky.social
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recovering computer programmer (relapse is part of recovery)
I live in Canada
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A Event runners up at Ryder Cup men’s bonspiel in Langley on the weekend. Look closely, I’m wearing my new @thewaroncars.bsky.social t-shirt.
classic curling tram pose: four guys standing in the house (the rings) with their curling brushes held in front.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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good job Max
Max Scherzer in an expos uniform
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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the “AI” summary of Jomboy’s livestream chat of the yankees vs Blue Jays game. #mlb #baseball #bluejays
“AI” chat summary of the live chat of jomboy’s live stream of the NYY at Jays game: Viewers in the chat are reacting to the Yankees' poor performance against the Blue Jays, with many criticizing the team's management and questioning whether the Blue Jays are cheating. There's also discussion about individual players and the possibility of future team changes.
October 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I watched Cronenberg’s “Rabid” on the weekend and I and this sweatshirt.
a man with bandages on his head wearing a blue sweatshirt with “JOGGING KILLS” on the front.
September 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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in the local Little Free Library.
paperback. “the mammoth book of time travel romance”
August 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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two MAGA guys at the Tesla dealership on 4th ave in Vancouver BC Canada #teslatakedown
two MAGA guys at the Tesla Takedown gathering on 4th ave in Vancouver. one of them is wearing a USA flag like a cape.
March 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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I'm thinking of placing this order for custom dog poop bags before the tariffs kick in
February 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I have this saved on my phone, can't remember if it's from that movie or a different "Planet of the Apes". "Conquest" is a great one, though.
Screenshot from one of the "Planet of the Apes" movie. One of the characters has said "I'm beginning to wonder if they shot the right baby."
June 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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nouveau look! même fil
a package of dental floss that says "New look! same floss" in both english and french.
May 23, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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so nice that the severity of my support request is low.
screenshot from an email. "We have opened case [redacted] to address your issue. The details of your case are as follows: Severity: low"
April 24, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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bizarre youtube side-bar ad. Don Cherry has apparently pivoted to analyzing the "AI" market?
bizarre youtube side-bar ad. "AI Trading at 96.8% profitability? Cherry elaborated on this in his interview yesterday" The picture is of Don Cherry (Canadian hockey buffoon) with overlaid text "Scandalous interview caused a shock"
April 12, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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5 different Moby Dick audiobooks in spotify (they have different narrators)
screenshot from spotify app showing 5 different Moby Dick audio books.
April 12, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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unintentionally Haiku-like series of texts
I may have eaten a slightly uncooked egg At school today And I feel a little weird
April 8, 2024 at 2:49 PM
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SECURITY NOTICE This facility is currently operating at MARSEC LEVEL 1
April 8, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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thinking of getting a mayonnaise subscription
product page for Hellmann's Mayonnaise with a subscription option.
April 4, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Capitaine Crounche, the french side of a Canadian box of Captain Crunch cereal.
March 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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screenshot from a code quality analyzer thing. It says "CODE SMELLS: 13"
March 21, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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chumbox ad, says "PRICE DROP" and $6.61 and it's apparently a plush stuffed tardigrade?
March 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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screenshot of a web interface, it says "Insensitive search tool" and the box is checked/enabled.
February 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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screenshot from a website: a little phone icon with the word Cyber911
February 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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screenshot from katamari damaci reroll that says "to make the yummiest Cancer possible"
February 27, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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oh no!!!!!!
screenshot of an email from gamestop explaining that the "Buy 10, Get 1 Free" promotion for Funko products will be ending.
February 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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do we live in a dark age of inexorable creeping magical thinking and ignorance?
A screenshot of part of the "Exploding Topics" newsletter describing grounding shoes. the text is: Grounding shoes are designed to promote the practice of “grounding” (also known as “earthing”). They have thin soles made from conductive materials, such as leather, rubber, or specialized fabrics. These materials transfer electrical charges between the ground and the wearer's feet. The purpose of grounding shoes is to allow the user’s body to absorb the Earth's electrons, which some believe to have a number of health benefits.
February 6, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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at least a lamp
Steve Jobs in his very minimally furnished apartment.
January 10, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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Enjoy floating as a couple
screenshot from a "float tank" website. A couple floating in a float tank.
December 20, 2023 at 4:35 PM