Ugly Crobat
@uglycrobat.bsky.social
30±3 years old, disabled, gay as hell, fat as hell (but not a gainer), any/all
BLM, trans rights forever, free Palestine
BLM, trans rights forever, free Palestine
A poem about chocolate milk:
Two glasses or less,
I'm feeling blessed
Three glasses or more,
I am now on death's door
Two glasses or less,
I'm feeling blessed
Three glasses or more,
I am now on death's door
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A poem about chocolate milk:
Two glasses or less,
I'm feeling blessed
Three glasses or more,
I am now on death's door
Two glasses or less,
I'm feeling blessed
Three glasses or more,
I am now on death's door
Hawk Tuah Girl is Hannah Montana from the dark universe
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hawk Tuah Girl is Hannah Montana from the dark universe
What kind of sin do I gotta do to get smote around here? I'm tired boss
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What kind of sin do I gotta do to get smote around here? I'm tired boss
She forgot to mention who gave her them bangs 😒
Don't think I shared bangs, I like how they frame my cheeks. Fits the sad gurl vibes I'm going for too
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
She forgot to mention who gave her them bangs 😒
Any of you yahoos have a PS vita you'd be willing to sell me? I have a hankering to mod one, and I'd rather give the cash to one of you than some random dude on eBay if I can help it
November 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Any of you yahoos have a PS vita you'd be willing to sell me? I have a hankering to mod one, and I'd rather give the cash to one of you than some random dude on eBay if I can help it
Post something random or you'll have a shitty November
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Post something random or you'll have a shitty November
Supernatural is just Drake and Josh with ghosts
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Supernatural is just Drake and Josh with ghosts
Are rancid D&D takes what will finally drive me from bluesky forever?
October 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Are rancid D&D takes what will finally drive me from bluesky forever?
The fact that Legends Z-A doesn't have any new forms or pokemon (almost certainly so that they van lock them behind the DLC) is infuriating to me. Like, I'm already on the fence about getting it, and this isn't helping
October 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The fact that Legends Z-A doesn't have any new forms or pokemon (almost certainly so that they van lock them behind the DLC) is infuriating to me. Like, I'm already on the fence about getting it, and this isn't helping
Nap isn't really the right word for what I do, but there's not a more succinct way of saying "my mind and body, due to disability and unemployment, have severed ties with humanity's ideals of time and rhythm, and has decided to sleep in blocks of 2-12+ hour chunks randomly throughout the day"
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Nap isn't really the right word for what I do, but there's not a more succinct way of saying "my mind and body, due to disability and unemployment, have severed ties with humanity's ideals of time and rhythm, and has decided to sleep in blocks of 2-12+ hour chunks randomly throughout the day"
Your daily reminder to follow my wife!
October 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Your daily reminder to follow my wife!
My wife can draw such a hot lil rat man ;3
October 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
My wife can draw such a hot lil rat man ;3
@trashmombek.bsky.social is asleep so no one is hugging or petting me this should be a CRIMEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
October 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
@trashmombek.bsky.social is asleep so no one is hugging or petting me this should be a CRIMEEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
After three months of logistical nightmares, we finally have the couch!
September 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
After three months of logistical nightmares, we finally have the couch!
Call me Papa Johns, I put the Dom in Dominos, cuz I'm the Pizza Slut babes
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Call me Papa Johns, I put the Dom in Dominos, cuz I'm the Pizza Slut babes
Keep getting a game ad on tumblr that has a half naked Gwen from the og Ben 10 (you know, the one who's 10 YEAES OLD??) sending flirty texts. I've reported it three times, but it keeps showing up. But god forbid I see a beefy man's penis :/
September 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Keep getting a game ad on tumblr that has a half naked Gwen from the og Ben 10 (you know, the one who's 10 YEAES OLD??) sending flirty texts. I've reported it three times, but it keeps showing up. But god forbid I see a beefy man's penis :/
Everything I learn about Legends Z-A makes me want to never play Pokémon again. Mons caught or sent to it can't enter any other game, there's a season pass type deal to give out rewards that should just be in the base game, and there's already pre orders for the dlc BEFORE the ACTUAL game is out??
September 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Everything I learn about Legends Z-A makes me want to never play Pokémon again. Mons caught or sent to it can't enter any other game, there's a season pass type deal to give out rewards that should just be in the base game, and there's already pre orders for the dlc BEFORE the ACTUAL game is out??
My little bathroom gargoyle protecting me from the dangers of going to the bathroom alone
September 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My little bathroom gargoyle protecting me from the dangers of going to the bathroom alone
It's kind of hard going back to early episodes of the mythbusters after knowing about the tension in Adam and Jamie's relationship. You can really feel the slight animosity between them and it makes it kind of an awkward watch
September 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's kind of hard going back to early episodes of the mythbusters after knowing about the tension in Adam and Jamie's relationship. You can really feel the slight animosity between them and it makes it kind of an awkward watch
SWAT opened up an apartment near ours today with a breeching shotgun. Shook the room. There were all kinds of cars and vans. Was worried I'd shared one too many mean tangerine man memes and was about to be disappeared. Absolutely insane way to wake up from a nap
September 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
SWAT opened up an apartment near ours today with a breeching shotgun. Shook the room. There were all kinds of cars and vans. Was worried I'd shared one too many mean tangerine man memes and was about to be disappeared. Absolutely insane way to wake up from a nap
So hard finding a cute guy who makes hot posts but is also into a kink that's REALLY not your thing, and also it's not tagged so you can't filter :(((
September 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
So hard finding a cute guy who makes hot posts but is also into a kink that's REALLY not your thing, and also it's not tagged so you can't filter :(((
More like Monday magic ❤️❤️❤️
September 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
More like Monday magic ❤️❤️❤️
Tumblr literally out here advertising the concept of GUNS to me. At least there's not female presenting nipples (except for the ten trillion porn bots)
September 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Tumblr literally out here advertising the concept of GUNS to me. At least there's not female presenting nipples (except for the ten trillion porn bots)
😍😍😘Wowzers!!!
August 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
😍😍😘Wowzers!!!