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ugh 🔆 I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!
@ugh-imhere.bsky.social
🍂 she’s baaacckkk!!
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hi, I’m Ugh 🍂 powered by curiosity & a dash of menace

🍂 wandering writer of strange thoughts & small wonders
🍂 keeper of cats & stories
🍂 musicals • anime • TV & games
🍂 giver of badly folded paper stars
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🍂🔥 pull up a chair, it’s warm by the fire 🔥🍂

#promosky
the smoke sings,
(a bird perched, nestled in hair)

& i smell you

mucus sweet,
thick in the back of my throat,
warm light soaking skin.

stale living room smoke muffled in cotton.

inhale…
…exhale
inhale…
…exhale

home

#poem #writing
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Honestly, the idea of getting lost in a video game for 12+ hours sounds phenomenal right now.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sometimes I don't think humans deserve the right to have opposable thumbs.
December 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trying to find resources and researching on the internet is so frustrating because you have to be very meticulous as you go through all the slop.
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
trying to help my cat w his chin acne because he’s such a messy eater omfg
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
my brain right now:

fishfishfishfishfishfish
a group of goldfish are swimming in a tank with bubbles in the water
ALT: a group of goldfish are swimming in a tank with bubbles in the water
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December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never thought I would read someone’s bio and have it say, “Senator Joseph McCarthy was right” 😭

I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think they read The Crucible correctly.
December 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Every time I pull out my measuring tape to figure something out in my apartment, I know my dad gains charisma points or some shit omfg

He was right, I do use it.
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
me as wolverine but my claws are just chicken fingers
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ever since my fish Marcellus died 2 years ago, his large ass tank is empty. I got rid of all the live plants and everything bc of a snail infestation that I couldn’t figure out 😭

I’m want to start it up again ??? I think I would start with the plants first for a month or two to get them going.
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Don’t worry guys, I asked the best person for the final answer.

( @ninorl.bsky.social opinion????)
Is salt a condiment or a seasoning?
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I MISSED MY MOOTS GET ON IN HERE !!!
a close up of a white and gray cat wearing a helmet .
ALT: a close up of a white and gray cat wearing a helmet .
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December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
No joke, this last month had me feeling like this.
squidward from spongebob wearing a helmet rides a scooter
ALT: squidward from spongebob wearing a helmet rides a scooter
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December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Do you think my cat knows that I love him?” I ask as he stays glued to my lap, stretched out and purring in the same position for the last few hours.

I’ve never felt so important before.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is salt a condiment or a seasoning?
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I haven’t had a pop in like two weeks wow!!!!

need to fix that
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
the anxiety of being stuck in a drive through for so long that you don’t wanna wait anymore and want to go home BUT UR BOXED IN 😭
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does anyone need to change their skin routine during the winter??? I’m SO DRY
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
tbh guys, a month ago my apartment was cluttered/a mess. boxes everywhere. things not picked up. clothes on the floor.

i was just living in it because my brain told me that it was what i deserved

& fuck that
December 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
something about impending winter storms really makes Midwest people different
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
just saw an old man turn a corner 2 sharp and take a cone w him omfg
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Literally so obsessed with them that they are one of my backgrounds on my phone now pppfffttt
GUYS I NEVER WAS ABLE TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I FINALLY SAW MY NEW TWIN NEPHEWS and I am NEVER having babies

but dammit they are so cute 😭

just stinky little farty nuggets
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
recently been really obsessed with croissants & caramel puffcorn

will update soon
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
nothing more cathartic than kicking the snow off your car’s wheel well.

aka a winter enrichment activity
a person laying on their back in the snow with trees in the background
ALT: a person laying on their back in the snow with trees in the background
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December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Also take a look at my new winter sweater collection.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM