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UberGoose
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hot gamer (sorry)

Also lots of manga posts
Over the past two days (and because of birthday) I’ve had homemade chili, homemade banana bread, and dominos pizza, and all three of those include enough leftovers for a couple days

Birthdays rule, we should really do this more often
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ive actually watched this 500 times today
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’m old today, 32 entire olds
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this may have been one of the strongest weeks for shonen jump ever

every shueisha series i keep up with had a banger chapter:
one piece, kagurabachi, ichi the witch, sakamoto days, ultimate exorcist kiyoshi, and centuria
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i just put goldfish crackers into chili instead of oyster crackers and this shit slaps
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I only just now realized that centuria is written by one of fujimoto’s (chainsaw man mangaka) former assistants

There was something in the water at fujimoto’s studio or something, there are four big current manga from his former assistants (centuria, dandadan, spy x family, and hell’s paradise)
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Kagurabachi so good this week and also AAHHHHHHHHH
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Confirming now that snow driving is way better with the VDC off

I’m steadily being radicalized even more away from modern cars
I think I’ve learned that the vehicle dynamics control in my car actually makes snow driving worse, I will report back when we get another big snow, I’ll see if turning it off helps
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
doin it again, im flourishing
eating dill pickle flavored pringles and drinking cherry dr pepper zero sugar, yeah man this is the fucking life
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i fear that even when the inevitable referendum on republican politics is issued and democrats get a super majority everywhere they will likely "take the high road" and the villains will remain unpunished

it will be very important to get as many actual progressives and normal people in office first
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Bad framing: ACIP voted to scrap the universal hepatitis B vaccine recommendation for newborns.

Accurate framing: Anti-vax conspiracy theorists appointed to ACIP by Robert Kennedy Jr., who made a fortune as an anti-vax profiteer, voted to expose babies to a preventable, incurable, deadly illness.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
its so funny that trump, a mental toddler, would never win the nobel peace prize for at least several hundred different reasons, so an organization that has an entire "corruption" section on its wikipedia page invented their own "peace prize" to give the sun downing dipshit to make him feel special
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
calling something bad by referring to it as "shit from a butt" has gotta be the greatest invention of modern english
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Oh shit they finally came up with a socially beneficial use case
ChatGPT gladly shoots a YouTuber, overriding safety protocols with minimal manipulation - gamepressure.com
The YouTube channel InsideAI tested ChatGPT's limits with a BB gun, and all it took was a straightforward trick to get the AI to pull the trigger.
www.gamepressure.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It’s funny to imagine Ronald Reagan actually believing all the shit he said and is now looking up at us and freaking out that the money did not in fact trickle down
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I think the way people engage with video games has made gaming worse. I think everything having to be super current and you gotta play the new releases has led to a drastically worse culture.

Back in my day we’d buy 2 year old shitty licensed games and we liked it
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Look I hate the guy too but if this leads to a kei truck revolution then I’m all for it
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
if i speak...
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM