Nah.

loads the "in case you forgot, this fat titted garlean is a recent widow who lost both his children and his husband in one day and he's unsurprisingly Deeply fucked up about it" brick, throws it directly into your window

Takes A Pill About It.

lol nah, that's the full doc length counted

Statistical curiosity has led me to check, and the full thing is 121,106 words (So Far).

Inevitable that I lose a follower or two when I post things like this

The hater gunshots keep the rent down or something like that

The real struggle when your OC is the size of a femroe and twice as wide. 😔

Austin Powers-ass phrasing

I'd offer you my bastard but he's an Acquired Taste design for multiple reasons, so. Y'know.