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uberabella.bsky.social
Mech ⚙️ Garlic Posting
@uberabella.bsky.social
🔞Allegedly a #GPosers account, mostly OC brainrot and yapping.
Garlean Enjoyer & RPer. (Character is he/him btw.)
Low social energy; replies and DMs very slow.

👤 Art: @mechanized.bsky.social
🔗 https://linktr.ee/UberaBella
Nah.
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
loads the "in case you forgot, this fat titted garlean is a recent widow who lost both his children and his husband in one day and he's unsurprisingly Deeply fucked up about it" brick, throws it directly into your window
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Takes A Pill About It.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
lol nah, that's the full doc length counted
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Statistical curiosity has led me to check, and the full thing is 121,106 words (So Far).
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Inevitable that I lose a follower or two when I post things like this

The hater gunshots keep the rent down or something like that
November 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The real struggle when your OC is the size of a femroe and twice as wide. 😔
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Austin Powers-ass phrasing

I'd offer you my bastard but he's an Acquired Taste design for multiple reasons, so. Y'know.
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM