For anyone interested, I've created a Keith Downie mirror so you don't have to go over to the cesspit for the info, it's the first time I've ever done anything like this so let me know if there's any issues, its all done via free tools so may not be perfect > @keithdowniemirror.bsky.social #NUFC

Magnificent. As always. 🇮🇹

After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal.

Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵

As I often say, so many comedians are erudite and thoughtful about the serious things, which can give them mastery of the silly. Conan and Colbert are the wisest clowns in town

Anthony Elanga has joined #NUFC in a £52m deal from Nottingham Forest.

Following long term interest, the acquisition ends the club’s 3️⃣ year search for a new first team right winger.

Why did Howe & co. opt for the 🇸🇪 international? Let’s dig in 🧵

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Amidst Newcastle's interest in João Pedro, here’s a snippet from the concluding lines of my article, which, coincidentally, outlines why he’d thrive there:

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification.

But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment.

But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

BRUNO GUIMARÃES 👑

Cory Booker’s astonishing eloquence and passion is deeply commendable. It’s also nice to see a live-streamed feat of endurance that doesn’t make Mr Beast richer

1/ Dlhé vlákno k Sýrii

Diktátor Bašár Asad a jeho režim po 24 rokoch padol. Situácia v krajine je však po13 rokov trvajúcej občianskej vojne komplikovaná a ani po zvrhnutí režimu nemusí nastať pokoj. Čo predchádzalo pádu Asada a kto sú hlavné sily v Sýrii po jeho porážke?

Lesson 1: Do not obey in advance.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.

I don’t need to go on social media to have my worldview challenged I am in theoretical physics I have a new existential crisis daily