Ya I was very briefly on a network before and got bad vibes from them so got away from them. Later learned they had ICE recruiting ads on their shows too

Now also, I had more bad vibes that just that. But its so awkward for shows like yours to learn that they show up

Good job taking those steps

Why would those workers do it for free?

Don't tell me they think they'll get paid?

Sure, they might be unhappy now, but those flood victims are going to be so unwelcome at the golden ballroom they are cheering for

That's a genuinely impressive throw

Since I didn't win either if ye could kick over a chair or something on my behalf that'd be great

Prince Andrew leaves

(Royal expert wipes sweat from brow, disaster averted)

Prince Andrew announced as new lead singer of LostProphets

(Royal expert slaps their hand through their forehead)

If only he was called "Jared Don't leto" huh?

(This podcast is actually currently nominated for a best comedy award at independent podcast awards. I don't know how that happened either)

One of the last things the world needs is anything to happen to Dolly Parton

Some mashup of

"We're looking into it very strongly"

"It" being all or some of:

Corrupt Nobel Peace Prize
Starting his own Peace Prize
Kicking Norway out of NATO
Tariffs!
Mixing up Norway and Denmark and suggesting USA takes Greenland from Norway

Please bear in mind I'm being a bit hyperbolic when I say that but at the same time it feels like "How can they?" Has been asked about a lot of things MAGA has done

The masked goons will soon be banning anything hiding your face

"oops, looks like an agitator/ disturber of the peace/ terrorist is in the queue. Best arrest everyone"

Well, there are still elections in Russia

Absolutely useless and pointless but they're still there

He's not giving ICE this massive budget and only use it to hassle innocent people for a few months

When ye start voting, ICE is going to be all over those voting places rounding people up/ turning you away