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Melt down monuments to racists & rapists. Cast into bollards to protect people from cars. Anti-fascist, anti-authoritarian, democratic socialist. he/him
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Oh, Canada...
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How did you let yourself be convinced that police are good again?
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I wonder if the City of Ottawa will ever deal with the puddle at the southeast corner of Bank and McLaren?
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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If I'm ever walking/biking/driving as fast as you want me to be walking/biking/driving, it's only because I have to poop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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More of that rules based international order the Liberals used to pretend to care about.
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Primarily it is because they are handpicked by four car dealership owners over a round of golf.
At some point we need a national conversation about why so many Canadian mayor are so bluntly bad.
Ken Sim's austerity budget is so severe that they're going to be REMOVING EXISTING BABY CHANGING TABLES

Vancouver, is this really who we are?
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If I'm ever walking/biking/driving as fast as you want me to be walking/biking/driving, it's only because I have to poop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's so over for pedestrians and cyclists in China.
It's so over for Tesla in China.

The Xiaomi YU7, a Model Y rival, not only outsold Tesla's Model Y in October, but it outsold Tesla's *total* October sales of 26,006 vehicles by 29%.

💀☠️
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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xkcd nails car bloat

xkcd: Car Size xkcd.com/3167/
Car Size
xkcd.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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5 cars passed the stop sign and not a single one came to a stop.
Lastly, a pedestrian tries to cross at Wilton but neither side is willing to let that happen. #autowa
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Another one. Who even knows how many of these stupid little companies have my name, phone number, email, and home address now. It's absurd!
Another one! This has to be the stupidest part of the economy.
I hate that there are so many different package delivery companies. I wish there was only one so I wouldn't have to set up accounts with seven different companies, some I've never even heard of, to track the packages I am expecting.
***Canada Post should be the one company for this.***
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They already have received budget increases. They did in 2022, mere months after failing miserably.

Therefore, the question is: do they even believe they fucked up? I suspect they think anything that might have gone awry was out of their hands. If anything, they'd apologize for the EA.
OPS should not receive another dime until there is documented, judicially reviewed proof they have learned or done a goddamn thing about the Clownvoy
November 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Cars might work fine in California or Florida, but they’re not practical here in Canada. We have winter.
More than 300 collisions reported as early season snow slams parts of Ontario
YouTube video by CTV News
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Quarantine Alberta.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you don't move your car off Bank during a snow event, you're a piece of shit.
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Lol?
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
wrd.cm
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Still one of the most amazing photos I've ever seen - aerial view of Central Park in Manhattan, #NewYorkCity.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I would watch the hell out of a mini series about President Splett's historic Three State Solution Middle East Peace Agreement.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Another one! This has to be the stupidest part of the economy.
I hate that there are so many different package delivery companies. I wish there was only one so I wouldn't have to set up accounts with seven different companies, some I've never even heard of, to track the packages I am expecting.
***Canada Post should be the one company for this.***
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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No one would be asking to generate videos with AI if it was easier to capture clips and share them as gifs. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Laying off public servants while hiring border cops. Sounds familiar 🤔
Canada’s new government is relentlessly focused on protecting our communities, our border, and our country.
 
We’re hiring 1,000 new Canada Border Services Agency personnel and making big changes that will attract and retain this next wave of highly trained border officers.
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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the past tense of bike is buck
October 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If money for public transit isn't already in the budget - given how obvious it is - I would say that reflects that Carney does not care about public transit and wouldn't agree.
Regarding Prime Minister Carney’s federal budget: I don’t pretend to fully know it, and there are elements that concern me, but if I were the NDP I’d pledge to support it if a significant investment in urban public transit (nation-building, climate etc) was added, and if I were PM Carney I’d agree.
November 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM