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⌨️ sometimes funny ⌨️
🌫️ committed pessimist 🌫️
👻 writing a ghost story about GPUs 👻
🔥 BC/DR Expert 🔥
(but mostly for ones I cause)
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
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are there finance hipsters who only wear fleeces with the logos of bankrupt VC firms
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
there needs to be a middle ground between "mmm i love slop" and "any attempt to build semantic search into apps is an affront against god"
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Greetings, writers, nerds, and chaos gays
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
epistemology
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
fuck my life how the fuck am i going to finish this book
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
linkedin emails legit trying to get me to apply for jobs on thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
what do they call those people who help make your book not suck
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
love my dad's family. they're all too busy getting stoned to ask me why I'm still a loser
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
literally just want to drop dead rather than go on living another minute as me
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I'm not actually against stealing art. I just think that if you actually want to stick it to the man you should mean it. Start heisting art from hedge funds and billionaires who use it as collateral, not pirating books and music which is stealing from the pockets of your fellow workers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
my life got a lot better after leaving Twitter back in September and this place is next. At least it doesn't take 30 to delete here.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i think a lot of people here are confused
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
so bored i'm pruning my USB cable collection
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
recabled my desk yesterday which is always a sign that I'm spiraling
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
tomorrow:

yes, I'm still somehow employed
no, I still don't know how to do any of the other people things

pls run me over with a truck
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
turns out 'minimum viable life' was a bad product strategy
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
my whole life i felt my extended family looked down on me for not having a successful career

once i got one i found out they look down on me for not having anything else
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
remember when computers were fun instead of a conduit for ads and other brain poison?
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i don't want to be alone anymore but i don't know how to be anything else
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM