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zillion year old ny'er in swe'dn✨
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found a hand-knitted sweater in a secondhand store yesterday that reminded me of Nastassja Kinski in Paris, Texas in fit.

took a few comparative photos (hence the upper right corner), and I’m intrigued by my semi-remote expression swerving in and out of a Sydney Sweeneyesque clueless gaze.
a screenshot of iOS photo library. The images mostly in the middle are of a person with short curly hair, black lipstick and a yellow sweater with tattoos poking out on the clavicle. Other images shown are cutoff images of canned cocktails on the bottom and the top are of DVDs and Nastassja Kinski in Paris, Texas.
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Gillar man att betala 180kr för en enkelbiljett till Stockholm och dyker aldrig upp i tid? Det finns ett tågbolag för dig!

Bonus: sämst wifi uppkoppling helt gratis!
En skärmbild som visar en försenad avgång från Eskilstuna till Stockholm hos Mälartåg
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Canadian & Japanese candy, Mexican seasoning & soda technically created in Germany in the American section of the ethnic food aisle at Coop. Unintentionally authentic, despite the mewls of Stephen Miller.
supermarket aisle in Sweden depicting food goods from America
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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once again in Edinburgh, saw my only sister get married (and cried) and bought a new book (and nearly died)
a Negroni, a Polaroid of a woman with a red devil hat on, a book (Eric LaRocca - Burnt Sparrow - We Are Always Tender with Our Dead)
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Edinburgh stepping up the Hunter’s Laptop story with
Lothian bus with the destination of “Hunter’s Tryst”
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Midwestern Nordic Co-Prosperity Sphere
Arlanda airport baggage carousel with a sign from Milwaukee tools stating “Milwaukee welcomes you to Stockholm”
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Tack ska DU ha Arlanda/arlandaexpresshissen (även om jag reste med Mälartåg)
An image of an elevator interior, with the LED floor sign saying “hello I just want to say thanks for taking the lift”
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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oh wait now not five AM
laptop with a ton of stickers on its case. In this post the “Do Me a Solid” with Odo and Lwaxana Troi from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is the relevant one.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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scene from the Simpsons where Lionel Hutz imagines a world without lawyers (not depicted: his subsequent disgust)
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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with bonus xiu xiu, what a delight, callooh callay.
Instagram screencap from the band xiu xiu with an image of African Imperial Wizard, a person in a klan robe made out of kente cloth. The caption reads “African Imperial Wizard is a middle aged white man. We had the extreme displeasure of playing with him last night not knowing who he was until he came back stage and, to our shock, took off his hood. The Imperial Wizard (which is a term for a "Ku Klux Klan" leader) obscures his white identity to the extent that he even wears gloves to cover his hands all while projecting a pastiche of black African "tribal" imagery on screen. He also claims to be part of an imagined pan African armed struggle and calls for his African brothers to join together to play on his records. These records are actually just made with Ableton samples. In the great and horrible tradition of western music, he is taking the art and lives of black people and crazily perverting them for his own bizarre edification and profit. This is extreme black face and a profound level of racist appropriation. Would you see, book or listen to a band of white men called Asian Gestapo?”
November 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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what the fuck would anytime need LLM input for about the Wikipedia article about the film “All About Eve”?

appreciate that Wikipedia has a warning about this but LLM usage for the most banal things just boggles the mind.
screencap of the Wikipedia talk page for the film All About Eve, discussing that there is likely LLM usage in the text of the article, and now the entire article needs to be reviewed.
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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perk of being an American that left America is that among others in the same situation, you find true companionship
In signal chat bubbles: Rest in piss Cheney I’m going to take multiple shots to the face in his honor on Friday And then apologize to myself Response: crab dancing gif
November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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from july, proof that I can indeed take notes on my camera settings instead of my ol' "fuck it, we ball" approach

#instax #analogphotography #instaxclub #photography
#believeinfilm #instantfilm #instaxwide #sverige #sweden #lomoinstantwideglass #heylomography #lomography
three instax wide images vertically of plants on a rainy porch. the iamges are ordered from lightest to darkest with notes on the white edge
October 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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already know I’m going to hate Leprechaun In The Hood
recent activity on letterboxd: thirteen ghosts, Friday the 13th Part 2, Halloween 2007, The Haunted
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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MS paint image of Timmy Turner praying, saying “please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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a kiss in the greenhouse

#polaroid #instantphotography #photography #believeinfilm #instantfilm #sverige #sweden #cacti #cactus
a cactus named Siouxsie among plants named Jemisin, Ursula and Octavia. There is a square fusebeads of a trans flag, with botanical imagery in the background
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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my friend names every plant she has. all of them, labelled. Didn't catch the Pothos's name. Perhaps Gary, likely after Numan. The names are thematic, I know there's a Blixa somewhere
#instax #analogphotography #instaxclub #photography
#believeinfilm #instantfilm #instaxwide #sverige #sweden #pothos
a pothos plant hanging from a pole at night, near a window and door
October 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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@socialistdogmom.bsky.social entirely worth waking up my cat due to my cackling
A screenshot of an episode title of the podcast Weird little guys. The title is George Lincoln Rockwell’s Coffin Flop
October 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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waiting for Apple Music to download a few thousand songs, sorting through old scans and avoiding looking up items for the i-Type conversion.

Found this from Oct from a Fotografiska exhibit on Space. The questions were random, something about the phrase "superintelligent AI" *bothers* me.
thermal paper image of a woman with her arms crossed. top left corner is the logo for Fotografiska, with the text to the right of it sayin SPACE - A Visual Journey 18 Oktober - 2 Mars the text underneath the images are four questions in swedish Titta på Brooke Holms 'Valle Mortis'. Vad är den mest avlägsna eller isolerade platsen du har besökt? Hur kändes det? Om du kunde ställa en fråga till en superintelligent AI om universum, vad skulle du fråga? Titta på Cecilia Ömalms bild av Cassiopeia A. Om detta vore början på en science fiction-berättelse, vad skulle hända härnäst? Vad hoppas du allra mest att människan kommer att lyckas göra i rymden? A QR code is on the bottom right corner of the paper
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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first time re-watching Tron since I was a kid, before the millions of Big Lebowski viewings.

that aside, I am even more endeared towards the SFX. Aged, but like a fine wine.
a tv playing the film Tron, with Swedish subtitles. The tv is on a teal bookshelf, with books underneath.
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Gnesta idag pga risktvåan. När jag ankommit tyckte jag att staden var väldigt fin…men fy fan, finns få tåg till Stockholm på lördagar!

Bevittnade många andra tåg som åker *genom* staden, Gnesta har ju SL och Mälartåg, men kanske ett tåg per timme tillsammans till Stockholm?
En stängd café i Gnesta med ett skylt som säger ”Här förvaras värken kontanter eller alkohol nattetid!” Utsikten från Gnesta C av Frösjön
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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hälsningar från Stockholm Pride från augusti.

#polaroid #instantphotography #photography #believeinfilm #instantfilm #sverige #sweden #stockholm
svartvitt Polaroid bild av en parad. Det finns ett skylt som säger ”Sex Workers Are Here” bland de marscherade Svartvitt Polaroid bild av en lastbil i Stockholms pride parad. Lastbilen bär ett skylt med ”SO FACKING PROUD” Svartvitt Polaroid bild av marscherna i Stockholms pride parad. De har en banderoll som säger ”Marching for those who can’t”
September 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Did I want to climb the Sabaton tank? Yes
Would they let me? No
Sabaton’s tank Audie, in a museum, red and blue light shining on it
September 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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went to the Total Metal exhibition at Kulturhuset Stadsteatern today with my husband.

Hello from the (replica) Entombed cross, one can tell who has taken a million band photos for decades & who very much hasn’t.

(if you love Swedish metal, the exhibit is totally worth the visit)
Two people stand in front of a giant grey stone cross, one man and one woman. The camera is looking up at them, and metal band shirts are off to the side
September 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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above/below vasastaden

#polaroid #instantphotography #photography #stockholm #sverige #sweden #analogphotography #believeinfilm #instantfilm
polaroid picture looking down on people playing in Vasaparken. The sky is blue, the grass green, multistory buildings and trees are show, with Norra tornen in the distance polaroid image in a near empty subway station, looking down the middle platform.
September 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM