Tyler Jones
@tylerjones125.bsky.social
Composer. Conductor. Lapsed percussionist. Alabama alumnus. Roll Tide, Go Braves, things of that nature.
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what happens if you just decide to lie during your Sunday Night Football player intro
will NBC run with some tight end insisting he went to the Sorbonne
will NBC run with some tight end insisting he went to the Sorbonne
October 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
what happens if you just decide to lie during your Sunday Night Football player intro
will NBC run with some tight end insisting he went to the Sorbonne
will NBC run with some tight end insisting he went to the Sorbonne
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MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR
September 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR
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The entire world right now
February 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The entire world right now
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Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
February 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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"Here the numbers as they actually exist in the real world:
Transgender: 1 percent
Muslim: 1 percent
Jewish: 2 percent
Black: 12 percent
Live in New York City: 2 percent
Gay or lesbian: 3 percent"
If they're this divorced from reality I guarantee these folks cannot conceive magnitude of $1bn
Transgender: 1 percent
Muslim: 1 percent
Jewish: 2 percent
Black: 12 percent
Live in New York City: 2 percent
Gay or lesbian: 3 percent"
If they're this divorced from reality I guarantee these folks cannot conceive magnitude of $1bn
“In 2022, YouGov asked “What percentage of Americans do you think are ___?”
The results were hilarious.
Trans: 21%
Muslim: 27%
Jewish: 30%
Black: 41%
Live in NYC: 30%
Gay or lesbian: 30%
The errors are off by orders of magnitude. The trans estimation by 2,000%.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-...
The results were hilarious.
Trans: 21%
Muslim: 27%
Jewish: 30%
Black: 41%
Live in NYC: 30%
Gay or lesbian: 30%
The errors are off by orders of magnitude. The trans estimation by 2,000%.”
www.thebulwark.com/p/americans-...
Americans Have One Very Strange Cognitive Bias
Or: How I learned to stop worrying and love The People.
www.thebulwark.com
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
"Here the numbers as they actually exist in the real world:
Transgender: 1 percent
Muslim: 1 percent
Jewish: 2 percent
Black: 12 percent
Live in New York City: 2 percent
Gay or lesbian: 3 percent"
If they're this divorced from reality I guarantee these folks cannot conceive magnitude of $1bn
Transgender: 1 percent
Muslim: 1 percent
Jewish: 2 percent
Black: 12 percent
Live in New York City: 2 percent
Gay or lesbian: 3 percent"
If they're this divorced from reality I guarantee these folks cannot conceive magnitude of $1bn
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
November 23, 2024 at 6:37 PM
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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The best part of the Aaron Rodgers/Jets story is that he got injured, and nothing good happened, and then he got healthy and nothing good happened then either
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
The best part of the Aaron Rodgers/Jets story is that he got injured, and nothing good happened, and then he got healthy and nothing good happened then either
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
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Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
September 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely wild that we put an infrared telescope in orbit a million miles away from earth after promising it for 2 decades and it sent us back jaw-dropping shit like this and the richest folks in the country would rather pour money into hating immigrants
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This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 6, 2024 at 9:49 PM
This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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JFC, this photo of a pro-Palestinian student protestor at the University of Mississippi with a jeering crowd of white boys in the background thedmonline.com/may-2nd-pro-...
May 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
JFC, this photo of a pro-Palestinian student protestor at the University of Mississippi with a jeering crowd of white boys in the background thedmonline.com/may-2nd-pro-...
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What a coincidence. I’m seeking funds to protect my family from the Supreme Court.
New: The U.S. Supreme Court is seeking $19.4 million to bolster security for the nine justices and assign protection of their homes to its own police force rather than the U.S. Marshals Service, citing "evolving" risks faced by the top judicial body.
US Supreme Court seeks security funding to protect justices, homes
The U.S. Supreme Court is seeking $19.4 million in federal funds to bolster security for the nine justices and assign protection of their homes to its own police force rather than the U.S. Marshals Service, citing "evolving" risks faced by the nation's top judicial body.
www.reuters.com
March 5, 2024 at 1:38 AM
What a coincidence. I’m seeking funds to protect my family from the Supreme Court.
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1994: internet is ephemeral
2004: internet is forever
2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots
2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work
2004: internet is forever
2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots
2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work
February 24, 2024 at 3:26 PM
1994: internet is ephemeral
2004: internet is forever
2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots
2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work
2004: internet is forever
2014: only internet is forever. Print pubs and owning physical media are for idiots
2024: your favorite shows have been removed for tax breaks and private equity firms bought up the websites you worked for and deleted your entire life's work
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You know what you call a political conference that lets Nazis mingle openly? A meeting of the Nazi Party.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Nazis mingle openly at CPAC, spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories and finding allies
The presence of these extremists has been a persistent issue at CPAC, and in previous years conference organizers have ejected well-known Nazis and white supremacists such as Nick Fuentes.
www.nbcnews.com
February 24, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You know what you call a political conference that lets Nazis mingle openly? A meeting of the Nazi Party.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
February 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Black pepper
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In February 2024, sportswriter Jon Bois [who?] stated that he did not intend to refill his pepper grinder [1], describing black pepper as “mostly pointless" [2] and remarking that "cayenne pepper or chili flakes are way better." [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
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my wife is currently out of town. she thinks that i bought a 24 pack of bagel bites and am having a quiet little weekend. what she doesn’t know is that i actually bought a 48 pack of bagel bites.
January 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
my wife is currently out of town. she thinks that i bought a 24 pack of bagel bites and am having a quiet little weekend. what she doesn’t know is that i actually bought a 48 pack of bagel bites.
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I do love that one of the key messages that Republicans ought to be taking from repeated electoral smackdowns is "Just be normal, for fuck's sake. You're creeping everyone out" and they go with "It's a real shame we couldn't starve more people."
November 9, 2023 at 7:33 PM
I do love that one of the key messages that Republicans ought to be taking from repeated electoral smackdowns is "Just be normal, for fuck's sake. You're creeping everyone out" and they go with "It's a real shame we couldn't starve more people."
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I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
October 1, 2023 at 4:26 AM
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
I just want the Braves to hit three dingers today for the record. All I need here.
October 1, 2023 at 7:19 PM
I just want the Braves to hit three dingers today for the record. All I need here.
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Gilgamesh is about Aaron Donald
September 26, 2023 at 2:21 AM
Gilgamesh is about Aaron Donald
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JON
-$476,400
[hits buzzer] i don’t know
JON
-$476,800
-$476,400
[hits buzzer] i don’t know
JON
-$476,800
August 14, 2023 at 12:50 AM
JON
-$476,400
[hits buzzer] i don’t know
JON
-$476,800
-$476,400
[hits buzzer] i don’t know
JON
-$476,800