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i hope they see me in the drive thru lane
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same energy
A whiteboard with the handwritten quote “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott” in blue marker. In the foreground, a man in a suit sits in profile with his hand against his chin, appearing deep in thought.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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The Let the hate flow through you Meme with top text: "good, good" and bottom text: "start fiddling with the css next"
November 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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lord grant me the confidence of a company that thinks what we *really* want in the year two thousand and twenty five is another streaming service to subscribe to
A screenshot of an email that reads: Filmhub — Your Movies and Shows are now Available on Relay. Today marks the launch of Relay, a new global streaming service built for worldwide audiences to find stories that matter to them. Relay is an affordable streaming service available worldwide for $4.99/month on Apple App Store, Google Play, Amazon Fire TV, and Roku.
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Todavía hablo gringo español
A screenshot from Duolingo showing that I hit a 2500 day streak
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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1. This is cool. 2. Have you all ever tried to look at your website on a phone, what a god damn nightmare
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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GIVE SLIWA A CITY JOB IN FRONT A CAMERAS
Chris Sommerfeldt (@C_Sommerfeldt) Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn’t get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night. He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though. 8:31 AM · 11/5/25 · 825K Views
November 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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An illustration of a distraught ass lady with text above that reads; “when will the suffering end?”
November 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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steer clear of
A sign above a door that reads; “The Heart Failure Center”
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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ready to do a cyber on the internet
A very 1998 desktop computer setup, with a hilariously Photoshopped web page onto the monitor. Text below says; “Check out smokefree.gov on the Internet”
October 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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[incredulously] my brand is *cigarettes*
A fake pack of cigarettes that look like Marlboro reds, but just say “Cigarettes”. The box is, for some reason, propped up on a green plastic dinosaur. The whole mess is in a glass case. O brave new world.
October 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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quit.
A very 1997 woman on a flip phone looking concerned because she’s about to quit. Text below says “Call 1-800 QUIT NOW”
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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(derogatory)
A little plastic figurine of a way too white Jesus in this hospital waiting room
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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tag yourself, I’m “refuses hygiene”
A list of possible preop assessments from a medical charting UI. Some options are funny like; disheveled, excess makeup, and garish
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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me when I call my doctor with any concerns
Picture of a concerned looking dude holding a handheld landline phone to his ear. Dude is very concerned, like “hold up right now buddy, we’re gonna get to the bottom of this business” concerned.
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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by “it” I’m gonna assume they mean; being the most bad ass dude at the bowling alley
Picture of a cool as old guy smoking a cig. Text next to it says; “what causes it?”
October 23, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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How to be hella cool, starter pack
A picture of a guy smoking, a guy eating a hamburger real grossly, and then our hero; guy drinking a natty light, eating chips, and flipping channels on the tv remote like a boss
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This is Leela. She’s the best.
Leela standing on a rock with her head tilted. Trees and the Williamsburg bridge are in the background Leela standing on a rock with her lips pursed right before she starts howling at me. Trees and the Williamsburg bridge are in the background Leela laying on a rock in a full howl at me because I’m not giving her treats. Trees and the Williamsburg bridge are in the background Leela sitting on a rock looking cool. Trees and the Williamsburg bridge are in the background
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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And the venue is always so photogenic.
AFI playing at the Brooklyn Paramount AFI playing at the Brooklyn Paramount AFI playing at the Brooklyn Paramount AFI playing at the Brooklyn Paramount
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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AFI at Brooklyn Paramount last night. Best I’ve ever seen them. Setlist spanned ~30 years.
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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Update: yep, it’s super good
A screenshot of the Spotify iPhone app playing AFI’s new album Silver Bleeds the Black Sun
October 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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me listening to this NIN Tron soundtrack like
September 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Crowd was a bit tame, but still fun
September 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Slayer at Louder Than Life Fest 2025-09-18
“Slayer” backdrop in red before the show Slayer, slaying Slayer, doing Slayer things
September 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Watching the Ezra train wreck like
The “is this X” meme with top text; “whatever the fuck dude is doing” and bottom text; “is this abundance”
September 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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The new AFI album is gonna slap so much. This new song/video is even better than the first single. youtu.be/5c6sMntanTQ?...
September 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM