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Tyler
@tyleraltrup.bsky.social
Music/concert nut, gamer, sneakerhead. STL by birth, SF/Oakland by choice. Opinions (Nick Miller would say “thoughts and notions”) are my own. He/him.
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Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Hey it's another one of those scams where you say you're using AI to do something you're not going to do so you get free media coverage and people give you money
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Imagine making declarative statements about god’s intent as factual statements and expecting to be taken seriously.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I'm really glad to see someone like Kelly finally saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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“GLADIATOR” (2000) dir. Ridley Scott

Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Oliver Reed, Connie Nielsen, Ralf Möller

🎬 Dreamworks Pictures
🎞 Universal Pictures
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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linkedin grindset style posting has been the worst thing to ever happen to san francisco and the tech industries image
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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These two things are true:
1) Shooting National Guard members is horrific and criminal.
2) So is putting National Guard members in harm’s way to score political points.
November 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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National Guard members should never have been deployed in Washington, DC.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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It's objectively strange that Chrono Trigger is the name of a JRPG series about time travellers dealing with a crisis, and Time Crisis a series of light gun games.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Saw this in real time and laughed. Watched the replay 13 more times, and it’s still ridiculous.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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stores be like "today only check out our INSANE DEALS WE ARE TRULY MAD" and it's just them selling items at a reasonable price
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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The biggest dream of the world's first ever trillionaire is to make everybody laugh at a party, and it lies outside his grasp.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*

The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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the vibes
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Bless @sophiegilbert.bsky.social @theatlantic.com: "The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings...The fish rots from the head. The pig is in the Oval Office." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
The Pig Is in the White House
This is what consequence-free misogyny looks like.
www.theatlantic.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM