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Tyler Britten
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Computers for work, beer, snowboards, and airplanes for fun. Penn State alumnus.
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Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.
When you read these Epstein emails, you start to understand why so many prominent conservatives are obsessed with checking the genitals of children. It's a big thing for them!
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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A sitting congressman trafficked and raped a teenager
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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A lot of people see kids as items for ownership and consumption and control and it is our absolute sacred duty to protect children from that evil.

Very much including teenagers.

Very much including teenage girls.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Rubio and Miller need to answer for these crimes. It may not happen soon. But they will need to answer.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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and that can be true! but then you open the actual newspaper and it's soft-focus profiles of Chris Rufo, a frenzied transphobic crusade, an all-out effort to get the first Black woman president of Harvard canned over bullshit, Get Zohran, etc etc
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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"she needed money for braces"

it's really hard to overstate how fucking evil these people are
The woman whom the House Ethics Committee determined Matt Gaetz paid for sex when she was 17 years old was living in a homeless shelter, working at McDonald's, and needed the money for braces www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Hey @nytimes.com

In Florida, she could not consent to sex at 17. This is rape. Punishable by up to life in prison.

Your words fucking matter. Because despite being proven to work for pedophiles, y’all should know the proper term for what he did.
Why did this take so long to come out? Michael Schmidt: For the first time, the story of the 17 year old girl who testified that she had sex with Matt Gaetz for money. She was living in and out of a homeless shelter.
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Girl Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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so megyn’s sources confirm trump raped a 15 year-old is what i’m getting here
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I'm a normie lib, and: Burn it all. let the fire follow the fuel trails left from their leaky gas cans everyone put up with the smell of before. It only burns mixed with air and always should have.
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Everything being run through the lens of a horserace is why we are in the situation we are in.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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What sick dogshit place are we living in where "child sex trafficking and pedophilia" is an "issue" and not a "put everyone in jail and throw away the whole jail" situation
Enten: "Trump is 39 below water on the Epstein case. 39 points in the negative! My goodness gracious. What Trump has been selling on the Epstein files, the Epstein case, the American people have not been buying at all ... less than half of Republicans are buying it. This is his worst issue by far"
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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just a reminder this guy slashed the tires on his much younger female coworkers tires to trick her into getting in his car

he was married at the time
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Kind of mad none of the people who raised me taught me this, it was always, “so and so is a sex pest but he’s a brilliant xxx.”

I know now that abusers will always put themselves first, serve themselves first, and whatever thing they’re amazing at suffers as soon as there’s a conflict of interest.
Abusers don’t compartmentalize that shit, they simply cannot be trusted
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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can we get a hell yeah about this

not sure what the exact equivalent is for ladies and the "dudes rock" meme, but whatever that is, it applies here
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"

futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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so glad the child sexual abuse panic was squarely pointed at folks like me by the people actually doing it & the public was like “yeah, seems right—freaks did it. not the men with all the money & fighting to keep child marriage legal, the women that are legal to kill in 30 states if you’re nervous.”
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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leaked emails shed new light on the potential meaning behind Donald Trump's cryptic nickname "your favorite pedophile's favorite pedophile"
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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at least we know Peter Thiel was only interested in teenaged girls for their blood
just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The other version of this is the "previously on [show]": <here's clips from other episodes in the show's history that will be relevant in this episode>

Hate it. That and the "previously on" always contains the concept setup clips from the pilot. It's season two! we get what the show is about!
please, tv writers, i beg you

stop making the penultimate episode a flashback that answers all my questions about how we got here

i don't care! i already AM here. these are not questions i want answered! i don't care about these flashback people! i don't want to care about these flashback people!
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM