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@tygermelon.bsky.social
Entering my crone era as a “nasty” cat lady living in a really nice apartment over a meth lab run by a convicted felon. 🇨🇦
I’m 37 pages in and already heartsick for what could’ve been. Imagine a timeline without the current chaos, cruelty, and corruption. Kamala Harris would’ve been a great president. I hate the US for electing that orange cretin instead.
October 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Lies upon lies, upon lies.
July 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Little man better be careful what he wishes for. When I connect to my “feminine energy” I feel the weight of millennia; the stirring of my female ancestors restless from centuries of oppression. Feminine energy ain’t all sugar & spice, my dude. It’s also Kali.
April 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
#MAGA
#Project2025
March 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
March 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Awww! Bless your heart, you poor dear! Maybe it’s time to step back and take some “me time”. IOW, get therapy and stop enacting your existential angst against the rest of humanity, you absolute numpty!
March 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
March 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
March 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Ordinarily, I refrain from kink shaming. I also try to avoid sharing things that originate from the shitbird site. But these are far from ordinary times. Maybe it’s fake news. Maybe not. Does it really matter any more? Kind of puts an interesting twist on the term “Rocket Man” though 🚀
#ElonMusk
March 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Their “little pain” narrative reminds me of this Lord Farquaad meme from Shrek.
March 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just ate 4 Pepto Bismol tablets from a package marked with an expiration date of October 2023. I figured since we’re all living in a post-apocalyptic dystopian nightmare, what could it hurt? 🤷‍♀️
March 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Margherita is my favourite. My partner isn’t fussy. His favourite is whatever I’m serving.
March 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
“We will not forget and we will never come back.”
March 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
March 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
With a username like that, this brand new baby #MAGAtroll made it so easy. I’m not crying, just blocking.
#Blocked 🚮

@libscryalot.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
No patience today for this troll’s anti-vax nonsense. An innocent child just died from measles because their parents were too stupid and stubborn to get them vaccinated. The first measles death in the US in 10 years.

#Antivaxxer #troll
#Reported
#Blocked

@bothways2.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Or just make them bleed.
February 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Today I spent three hours cutting back the salmon berry canes encroaching on our backyard. It’s an annual spring chore. As I was hacking away with my garden shears, I got to thinking that the cutting is the easy part. It’s the clean up afterwards that’s hard. Kind of metaphorical, no?? 🤔
February 27, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Blink and you miss it. Screen capture from the felon’s abominable Trump Gaza video. Looks like the golden statuettes depict him sitting on his gold toilet/throne. 🚽 So high class. So presidential. 😒

#TrumpGaza #25thAmendmentNow
February 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This #MAGAtroll made it easy. Even says “Trolling libs” in the bio. #Reported #Blocked 🚮

@2footchkn.bsky.social
February 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
My Bluesky darlings, I think I just stumbled upon a particularly insidious type of #bot #MAGAtroll #MuskBot. It has few posts but a multitude of contrarian replies which simply reek of AI. A quick skim reveals it obviously does not compute humour or sarcasm. 🤖#Blocked 🚮

@johnchv.bsky.social
February 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ve complained twice. This is what I wrote this morning.
February 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thanks. I’m on the hunt for a Canadian made cat food for my very picky cat. She currently eats IAMS and Fancy Feast, both American brands. I hope I can find a Canadian brand that Princess Midgie von Fussyboots will deign to eat.
🐾 🐾 🇨🇦
February 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I just cancelled Amazon prime and Audible, again. But this time I’m done for good. They are not going to lure me in again. Vive le Canada!! 🇨🇦🍁
February 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I live in a small town where EVs are still a rarity. One day last week driving home from work, I found myself waiting behind a Tesla at the main intersection in town. Before I consciously knew what I was doing, I hissed at it, just like a cat! 🤭😹

#FEM

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February 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM