@tydee.bsky.social
I’ve written over 6,000 anti-MAGA limericks during the last 7 years. They used to be funny
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Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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If they’re comfortable killing fishermen in public imagine what they do to girls in private. #EpsteinElite
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
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Sublime! A perfect Palendrome. At midway point both the
video and music go backwards. Brilliant composer, wonderful pianist.
youtu.be/AHZ_Eel_VUM?...
video and music go backwards. Brilliant composer, wonderful pianist.
youtu.be/AHZ_Eel_VUM?...
Palindrome in A major by Christine Donkin (with score)
YouTube video by Christine Donkin
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sublime! A perfect Palendrome. At midway point both the
video and music go backwards. Brilliant composer, wonderful pianist.
youtu.be/AHZ_Eel_VUM?...
video and music go backwards. Brilliant composer, wonderful pianist.
youtu.be/AHZ_Eel_VUM?...
Dissed
I wonder if Donald feels dissed
When GOP pols doth insist
They’ve not seen nor read
What Trump did or said
Following “Crazy Pants” is not high on their list?
I wonder if Donald feels dissed
When GOP pols doth insist
They’ve not seen nor read
What Trump did or said
Following “Crazy Pants” is not high on their list?
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Dissed
I wonder if Donald feels dissed
When GOP pols doth insist
They’ve not seen nor read
What Trump did or said
Following “Crazy Pants” is not high on their list?
I wonder if Donald feels dissed
When GOP pols doth insist
They’ve not seen nor read
What Trump did or said
Following “Crazy Pants” is not high on their list?
Magnanimity
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Magnanimity
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Magnanimity
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
After spending his term pardoning corrupt conservative Republicans, Donald Trump has pardoned a corrupt conservative Democrat. Where was this bipartisanship from Obama and Biden?
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Magnanimity
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Trumps magnanimity is politically broad
Helping victims of legal system that’s flawed
He, a bi-partisan stance doth strike
Pardoning Dems and Republicans alike
If their crime-ing was financial fraud
Dems in disarray
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dems in disarray
Economic News
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Economic News
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
As a faltering economy becomes clear
Secretary Lutnick says have no fear
As bad as it gets
Like the hapless New York Mets
We are saying, “Wait ‘til next year!”
“I Don’t Know”
Republicans, asked to speak of Trump’s views
Would rather not answer, they all instead choose
To take the stance
Of complete ignorance
‘Cause they don’t have time to follow the news
Republicans, asked to speak of Trump’s views
Would rather not answer, they all instead choose
To take the stance
Of complete ignorance
‘Cause they don’t have time to follow the news
Q: You outlined the dangers posed by drugs. So what explanation do you have for Trump pardoning the former president of Honduras?
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
SEN. ROGER MARSHALL: I don't know the details. Happy to look into it. I can't speak to it
Q: Alright. Um. Ok. Like, no thought on it?
MARSHALL: I haven't researched it
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“I Don’t Know”
Republicans, asked to speak of Trump’s views
Would rather not answer, they all instead choose
To take the stance
Of complete ignorance
‘Cause they don’t have time to follow the news
Republicans, asked to speak of Trump’s views
Would rather not answer, they all instead choose
To take the stance
Of complete ignorance
‘Cause they don’t have time to follow the news
Hegseth
A Secretary Hegseth took great offense
That his department’s name is Department of Defense
It’s a wrong message sending
That it’s our country defending
When Department of War Crimes makes much more sense
A Secretary Hegseth took great offense
That his department’s name is Department of Defense
It’s a wrong message sending
That it’s our country defending
When Department of War Crimes makes much more sense
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Hegseth
A Secretary Hegseth took great offense
That his department’s name is Department of Defense
It’s a wrong message sending
That it’s our country defending
When Department of War Crimes makes much more sense
A Secretary Hegseth took great offense
That his department’s name is Department of Defense
It’s a wrong message sending
That it’s our country defending
When Department of War Crimes makes much more sense
Endorse this book.
No dis to other winners, but any "best books of 2025" list that does not include "One Day, Everyone Will Have Been Against This" is revealing more than the judges understand.
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Endorse this book.
Affordability
A Trump says “affordability” only has meaning
To those who are Democrat-leaning
Not to those who go
To Mar-a-Lago
Except, the scum who do his cooking and cleaning
Trump Calls Affordability a ‘Con Job’ as His Edge on the Economy Slips www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
A Trump says “affordability” only has meaning
To those who are Democrat-leaning
Not to those who go
To Mar-a-Lago
Except, the scum who do his cooking and cleaning
Trump Calls Affordability a ‘Con Job’ as His Edge on the Economy Slips www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Trump Calls Affordability a ‘Con Job’ as His Edge on the Economy Slips
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Affordability
A Trump says “affordability” only has meaning
To those who are Democrat-leaning
Not to those who go
To Mar-a-Lago
Except, the scum who do his cooking and cleaning
Trump Calls Affordability a ‘Con Job’ as His Edge on the Economy Slips www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
A Trump says “affordability” only has meaning
To those who are Democrat-leaning
Not to those who go
To Mar-a-Lago
Except, the scum who do his cooking and cleaning
Trump Calls Affordability a ‘Con Job’ as His Edge on the Economy Slips www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Want to bet that she turned down the advances of some Babson College Young Republican with a parental connection to the Trump Admin?
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/u...
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/u...
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Want to bet that she turned down the advances of some Babson College Young Republican with a parental connection to the Trump Admin?
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/u...
College Student Is Deported During Trip Home for Thanksgiving www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/u...
Secretary of War Crimes
The only thing Pete Hegseth shows any competency in is creating great exhibits for criminal investigations are trials.
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Secretary of War Crimes
Citing the parable of the fishes and loaves as the answer to a quadratic equation was not accepted by my anti-Christian, woke, Socialist math teacher
This is tantamount to quoting characters in Jane Austen's "Mansfield Park" making small talk about constellations for your Astronomy exam.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Citing the parable of the fishes and loaves as the answer to a quadratic equation was not accepted by my anti-Christian, woke, Socialist math teacher
But at the White House all prices are down, except for the price of a pardon.
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
But at the White House all prices are down, except for the price of a pardon.
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Trump allowed 17 members of the Sinaloa cartel into the US.
In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US.
Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez.
Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?
In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US.
Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez.
Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Trump allowed 17 members of the Sinaloa cartel into the US.
In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US.
Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez.
Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?
In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US.
Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez.
Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?
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The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor
Fools.
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Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
How did the @nytimes.com editors let this sentence appear?
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
"Critics have likened Mr. Trump’s approach to extortion, while others have chalked it up as a cost of doing business with this administration."
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Northwestern University Nears Deal to Resolve Its Conflict With the White House
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Critics have claimed the recipe requires half a dozen eggs, while others have noted that only six eggs are required
Surprised
After ignoring symptoms for quite a long spell
Mainstream reporters have a story to tell
They are just taking notice
That our current POTUS
Is senile and mentally unwell
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
After ignoring symptoms for quite a long spell
Mainstream reporters have a story to tell
They are just taking notice
That our current POTUS
Is senile and mentally unwell
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Surprised
After ignoring symptoms for quite a long spell
Mainstream reporters have a story to tell
They are just taking notice
That our current POTUS
Is senile and mentally unwell
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
After ignoring symptoms for quite a long spell
Mainstream reporters have a story to tell
They are just taking notice
That our current POTUS
Is senile and mentally unwell
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
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Well, we know where RFK Jr’s brain worm has ended up.
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Well, we know where RFK Jr’s brain worm has ended up.
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The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The entire world is perplexed because the President of the United States appeared cordial in one meeting.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.
That’s how crazy this timeline is.