Okay if you were a capital G-god would you:

A) turn into a satyr or swan or whatever and fuck ladies
B) eat a lightbulb

So @rageprufrock.bsky.social thinks that if a thunderbird and a cave goblin made “boom boom” that that’s where mothman could come from

A mosquito flew at me indoors in a restaurant and as I ineffectually flapped at it to shoo it, I said “leave me,” aloud, like I was fucking Dracula or something. Jesus Christ.

At a different hotel in a different state and there is a different only forensic files channel god is real

Finally someone understands what women want:

There is a channel at this hotel that apparently only shows forensic files and whoever is responsible for this I am forever indebted to you

what do you want!!!!!!!!