Derek Robinson
@twofatfeet.bsky.social
tried to describe myself from A to Z but only got as far as A for apathetic and gave up. Couldn’t be arsed. A pessimist is never disappointed
Even after giving it to you three times for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Even after giving it to you three times for some reason
This appeared three posts after yours. What’s Good (clearly not this)
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This appeared three posts after yours. What’s Good (clearly not this)
I’ve got the answer
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I’ve got the answer
Abi, June 2004 approx - 29.10.25. Sleep well
October 29, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Abi, June 2004 approx - 29.10.25. Sleep well
Not, like, needy or anything
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not, like, needy or anything
What are my boys doing in your house? Bring them back at once
September 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What are my boys doing in your house? Bring them back at once
Didn’t you watch the film?
September 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Didn’t you watch the film?
Well he’s not much company right now
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well he’s not much company right now
@footballcliches.bsky.social can you really be ‘crowned’ seventh, even figuratively?
August 9, 2025 at 10:30 AM
@footballcliches.bsky.social can you really be ‘crowned’ seventh, even figuratively?
This is Bob, a constant companion this summer whenever I’ve been at work in the garden
August 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
This is Bob, a constant companion this summer whenever I’ve been at work in the garden
This was terrific. I must have been about nine when I read it and I loved how daft it was
August 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This was terrific. I must have been about nine when I read it and I loved how daft it was
I think we must work these two too hard
July 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I think we must work these two too hard
I lied, it’s actually Come Here v Bowl being played at the moment, they played Cabbage a few days ago
July 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I lied, it’s actually Come Here v Bowl being played at the moment, they played Cabbage a few days ago
Don't judge me for looking up the live reporting of Venezuela v Colombia in the Copa America Femenina, or for getting the page translated into English - but if anyone can help me out in where the hell Come Here Cabbage comes from, go for it
July 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don't judge me for looking up the live reporting of Venezuela v Colombia in the Copa America Femenina, or for getting the page translated into English - but if anyone can help me out in where the hell Come Here Cabbage comes from, go for it
My girls twenty years ago. Possibly the day I got them
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My girls twenty years ago. Possibly the day I got them