“Married?” Then the rest makes perfect sense.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
“Married?” Then the rest makes perfect sense.
They cut it too much for my liking he’s lost the crafty comber but it will grow back 🫶
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They cut it too much for my liking he’s lost the crafty comber but it will grow back 🫶
Every day, at least ten times
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Every day, at least ten times
He’s currently taken himself upstairs. We’ll make friends again on Friday by my rough calculations.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
He’s currently taken himself upstairs. We’ll make friends again on Friday by my rough calculations.
My absolute pet hate
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My absolute pet hate
Go for it, it’ll match your pink gym shorts.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Go for it, it’ll match your pink gym shorts.
Me on the other hand
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Me on the other hand
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I'd be very worried if these newspapers were endorsing the Greens tbh
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'd be very worried if these newspapers were endorsing the Greens tbh
Haha how much do u think I can sue em for?
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Haha how much do u think I can sue em for?
I’m so sorry and I feel terrible, I’m having chips if it helps x
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m so sorry and I feel terrible, I’m having chips if it helps x
Not even up for debate is it really x
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Not even up for debate is it really x
It’s getting its head bummed in with chips and gravy
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s getting its head bummed in with chips and gravy
It was more the Cliff thing than the repetitive nature of the gift tbh.
“It’s not for me, it’s for my aunt mate”
Etc…
“It’s not for me, it’s for my aunt mate”
Etc…
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It was more the Cliff thing than the repetitive nature of the gift tbh.
“It’s not for me, it’s for my aunt mate”
Etc…
“It’s not for me, it’s for my aunt mate”
Etc…
I have to buy my aunt his calendar every fucking ch*istmas. He is person non grata in this house.
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I have to buy my aunt his calendar every fucking ch*istmas. He is person non grata in this house.
Had it ALL day yesterday mate, grimmest Monday EVER 😭
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Had it ALL day yesterday mate, grimmest Monday EVER 😭