Honestly why does he tweet like a supervillain
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Honestly why does he tweet like a supervillain
Sandra, calm down, I can explain everything
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Sandra, calm down, I can explain everything
Whatever happened to Britain’s Most Dangerous Prisoner, Charles Bronson?
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Whatever happened to Britain’s Most Dangerous Prisoner, Charles Bronson?
The ze fries, you say, zey are dirty. Dirty how, dirty like ze sex with ze mother or dirty like ze faeces?
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The ze fries, you say, zey are dirty. Dirty how, dirty like ze sex with ze mother or dirty like ze faeces?
The only fascist dictator these green and pleasant Islands have seen
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The only fascist dictator these green and pleasant Islands have seen
The Dorking chicken wants to know Where’s your fucking poppy
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The Dorking chicken wants to know Where’s your fucking poppy
[Freeze Frame]
Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation
Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
[Freeze Frame]
Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation
Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this situation
Oh ok I’ll go shoot myself because I’m an idiot and @scrapegroat.bsky.social is better than me
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh ok I’ll go shoot myself because I’m an idiot and @scrapegroat.bsky.social is better than me
His and her’s cocktails
November 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
His and her’s cocktails
Well, I could have told you that
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well, I could have told you that
Saturday morning, 1986, you are a primary school kid sat down to watch Big Bird go into space.
2006, you are an adult:
2006, you are an adult:
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Saturday morning, 1986, you are a primary school kid sat down to watch Big Bird go into space.
2006, you are an adult:
2006, you are an adult:
The higher rate was 83%.
The standard rate kicked in at £3714. I’m sorry, but VAT or NI increases do not remotely cover the shortfall
The standard rate kicked in at £3714. I’m sorry, but VAT or NI increases do not remotely cover the shortfall
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The higher rate was 83%.
The standard rate kicked in at £3714. I’m sorry, but VAT or NI increases do not remotely cover the shortfall
The standard rate kicked in at £3714. I’m sorry, but VAT or NI increases do not remotely cover the shortfall
Calling a lid on the Mamdani discourse. The discourse is now over. Takes are over. Next subject please.
November 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Calling a lid on the Mamdani discourse. The discourse is now over. Takes are over. Next subject please.
Nicely understated Wikipedia entry on Tesla’s Robotaxis (which also - to be clear - do not exist)
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November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nicely understated Wikipedia entry on Tesla’s Robotaxis (which also - to be clear - do not exist)
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Ok, but Tesla is currently at 7.2 million sales in 9 years, sales have slowed down and to make the first step towards his trillion dollar salary he needs to sell 20 million cars. I don’t think any of this is going to happen.
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ok, but Tesla is currently at 7.2 million sales in 9 years, sales have slowed down and to make the first step towards his trillion dollar salary he needs to sell 20 million cars. I don’t think any of this is going to happen.
Taking the think out of tank
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Taking the think out of tank
Curse the day I was born with eyes
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Curse the day I was born with eyes
