Lisa | Twinstant Family
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Just an overstimulated mom of 5yo twin agents of chaos. Barely surviving since 2019.
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
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So far not a fan of Janubruary
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
So far not a fan of Janubruary
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GoFundMe is going to MATCH all donations to this fundraiser up to $250,000
Letz go,!! 🙏🏾
Letz go,!! 🙏🏾
It’s been inspiring to see everyone come together for LA,,, but there’s one community I need to highlight.
Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need.
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Not enough is being done for the black families after the LA fires. Ive partnered up with GoFundMe and the BMAC to create ONE main GoFundMe campaign to immediately help those in need.
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Donate to Providing Relief for Black Families Impacted by LA Wildfires, organized by Flavor Flav
The wildfires in Los Angeles have had a heartbreaking impact,… Flavor Flav needs your support for Providing Relief for Black Families Impacted by LA Wildfires
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January 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
GoFundMe is going to MATCH all donations to this fundraiser up to $250,000
Letz go,!! 🙏🏾
Letz go,!! 🙏🏾
I just took the dog out and there was someone standing there, staring directly into our house. I was half a second from screaming bloody murder when I recognized the idiot.
Hi. It’s me. I’m the idiot.
Hi. It’s me. I’m the idiot.
January 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I just took the dog out and there was someone standing there, staring directly into our house. I was half a second from screaming bloody murder when I recognized the idiot.
Hi. It’s me. I’m the idiot.
Hi. It’s me. I’m the idiot.
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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
October 2, 2024 at 9:56 PM
it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more
5yo: Mommy, do you remember when I was a baby in ‘71?
a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is holding a glass with the word huh on it
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January 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
5yo: Mommy, do you remember when I was a baby in ‘71?
Me too. I’m only 10,000 away…😉
I’m 10,000 followers from getting as many followers here as I ever got on Twitter. Thanks, everyone. I don’t deserve it, but I’ll keep trying.
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Me too. I’m only 10,000 away…😉
I made some coins and potion bottles on my printer and my kids are playing a fascinating game of pretend. One child is the scary woods witch and the other runs a lid store, but he only carries one size. Now the witch has a bunch of lids and no coins and he doesn’t know how to get bottles.
January 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I made some coins and potion bottles on my printer and my kids are playing a fascinating game of pretend. One child is the scary woods witch and the other runs a lid store, but he only carries one size. Now the witch has a bunch of lids and no coins and he doesn’t know how to get bottles.
My 5yo just referred to me as “my majesty” and served me homemade poop slime pie.
January 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My 5yo just referred to me as “my majesty” and served me homemade poop slime pie.
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I love when when my son tells me jokes that mention his wife. He's 8 so it's pretty obvious a punchline is incoming
January 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I love when when my son tells me jokes that mention his wife. He's 8 so it's pretty obvious a punchline is incoming
I don’t know if I have the energy to begin again.
I’ll try!
I’ll try!
a purple neon sign that says hello there on it
Alt: a purple neon sign that says hello there on it
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January 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I don’t know if I have the energy to begin again.
I’ll try!
I’ll try!