hookah doncic
@twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social
old & tired. known to ramble about baseball, basketball, early 2000s pop culture, and unhinged food combinations.
And on a waiting list for therapy!
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And on a waiting list for therapy!
Happy “pie for breakfast” day
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy “pie for breakfast” day
I was kind of cooking here
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I was kind of cooking here
So there may have been a slight issue with the poon (but was salvageable and still tasted great!)
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So there may have been a slight issue with the poon (but was salvageable and still tasted great!)
The traditional Thanksgiving swordfish lunch
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The traditional Thanksgiving swordfish lunch
Didn’t realize your mom was in town
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Didn’t realize your mom was in town
My current mood is whatever this is
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My current mood is whatever this is
@ men, why aren’t you dressing like this?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@ men, why aren’t you dressing like this?
Bad day to be me, worse day to be a wasp
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Bad day to be me, worse day to be a wasp
A disaster was narrowly avoided
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A disaster was narrowly avoided
If you’re not looking at me like this, I’m not interested
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you’re not looking at me like this, I’m not interested
Went here and everybody knew you
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Went here and everybody knew you
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
It was a good year for music but this is the first one that came to mind
It was a good year for music but this is the first one that came to mind
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
It was a good year for music but this is the first one that came to mind
It was a good year for music but this is the first one that came to mind
I hope this particular barista is having a great day 🦢
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I hope this particular barista is having a great day 🦢
Never let anyone tell you romance is dead
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Never let anyone tell you romance is dead
Making seasonal depression my bitch today 💪🏻
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Making seasonal depression my bitch today 💪🏻
I didn’t think it was possible to improve upon nerds gummy clusters and yet they did 😋
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I didn’t think it was possible to improve upon nerds gummy clusters and yet they did 😋
Cod, potatoes, and spinach with rosemary cream sauce. Turned out pretty good.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cod, potatoes, and spinach with rosemary cream sauce. Turned out pretty good.
I didn’t lie 😌
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I didn’t lie 😌
The news has reached my mother
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The news has reached my mother
