hookah doncic
@twerk-nowitzki.bsky.social
old & tired. known to ramble about baseball, basketball, early 2000s pop culture, and unhinged food combinations.
I have so many questions for this man wearing a Justin Tucker jersey, but that would require talking to him and I’d prefer to avoid that
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I have so many questions for this man wearing a Justin Tucker jersey, but that would require talking to him and I’d prefer to avoid that
My biggest food hot take is that I hate for scrambled eggs to be runny or liquidy in any way. I will intentionally make scrambled eggs overcooked, rubbery, and clumpy because that’s the way I like them
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My biggest food hot take is that I hate for scrambled eggs to be runny or liquidy in any way. I will intentionally make scrambled eggs overcooked, rubbery, and clumpy because that’s the way I like them
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the gift that keeps on giving 🎁
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the gift that keeps on giving 🎁
Does everyone hate me or do I just need to drink some water and take a nap 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Does everyone hate me or do I just need to drink some water and take a nap 🤔
Happy “pie for breakfast” day
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Happy “pie for breakfast” day
The Black Friday sales this year are so disrespectful. 20% off?? In this economy?? Hard pass.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The Black Friday sales this year are so disrespectful. 20% off?? In this economy?? Hard pass.
So there may have been a slight issue with the poon (but was salvageable and still tasted great!)
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
So there may have been a slight issue with the poon (but was salvageable and still tasted great!)
Finding out your parents are facebook reels at full volume people is something
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finding out your parents are facebook reels at full volume people is something
The traditional Thanksgiving swordfish lunch
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The traditional Thanksgiving swordfish lunch
Didn’t realize your mom was in town
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Didn’t realize your mom was in town
I’ve reached the part of meal prepping where I stress eat an entire can of pineapple
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ve reached the part of meal prepping where I stress eat an entire can of pineapple
I spent the morning in the office, but nothing stung me today, so we’re calling that a win. The rest of my day will consist of cooking, watching Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers, and possibly picking up a backup dessert in case the pie doesn’t turn out right
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I spent the morning in the office, but nothing stung me today, so we’re calling that a win. The rest of my day will consist of cooking, watching Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers, and possibly picking up a backup dessert in case the pie doesn’t turn out right
My current mood is whatever this is
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My current mood is whatever this is
@ men, why aren’t you dressing like this?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@ men, why aren’t you dressing like this?
Just saw a video of a guy deveining a snickers bar. That is clearly the best part. I almost had to leave a hate comment.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just saw a video of a guy deveining a snickers bar. That is clearly the best part. I almost had to leave a hate comment.
Already did not want to be here today and now I’ve been stung by a wasp (or possibly a yellowjacket, idk the difference) at my desk
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Already did not want to be here today and now I’ve been stung by a wasp (or possibly a yellowjacket, idk the difference) at my desk
A disaster was narrowly avoided
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A disaster was narrowly avoided
If you’re not looking at me like this, I’m not interested
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If you’re not looking at me like this, I’m not interested
Loaded tots (or sweet potato fries?) with Thanksgiving leftovers, tell me y’all see the vision
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Loaded tots (or sweet potato fries?) with Thanksgiving leftovers, tell me y’all see the vision
whatever is going on with the lakers front office right now is so succession coded
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
whatever is going on with the lakers front office right now is so succession coded
I feel like men don’t yearn like they used to, y’all need to bring that back
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I feel like men don’t yearn like they used to, y’all need to bring that back
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As much as I like to make fun of the british, I do appreciate how they have tons of ways to call people dickheads
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
As much as I like to make fun of the british, I do appreciate how they have tons of ways to call people dickheads
I was probably being overly bitchy here. This actually doesn’t sound like a terrible life, aside from the goldendoodle (no offense, but they kinda scare me).
Alternate timeline me is probably married to a man she can barely tolerate, and they spend their weekends dragging their poorly behaved goldendoodle to an overhyped brunch spot with uncomfortable chairs, edison bulbs, and millennial stomp clap hey music
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was probably being overly bitchy here. This actually doesn’t sound like a terrible life, aside from the goldendoodle (no offense, but they kinda scare me).