"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

Everyone knows depressed people have a wealth of tragedy with which to shape comedy, which makes them the funniest people on the planet.

(Yes I am aware of the theory and anecdotal evidence that the stormtroopers in the original trilogy were perfectly competent and simply under orders not to harm Luke/Leia, but memetic prevalence wins out here.)