See, water has its uses. Fire? Douse it. Thirsty? Drink it.

Now imagine your party has to douse a raging fire and all they have is an endless supply of mayonnaise. Or if their water and food supplies are running low, and…

Good memory! I was a mere player back then and so never read through the DM’s book. I’m sort of glad I never came across it…

Don’t you talk to me about quad skulls.

You’re only saying that because you always beat me.

It’s all part of my cunning misdirection scheme. Pull them into a false sense of advantage. As are all future losses. Just as planned…