Wren
@tweetnik.bsky.social
Brood parasite. Identify by distinctive "hello" call. Resembles a deer.
Side account for silly stuff and some rambling :) expect birds.
Side account for silly stuff and some rambling :) expect birds.
Living in my car rn and it's high key the happiest I've ever been in my life and I'm kinda annoyed at all the people that told me it was terrible and pitiful and something you should strive to break out of
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Living in my car rn and it's high key the happiest I've ever been in my life and I'm kinda annoyed at all the people that told me it was terrible and pitiful and something you should strive to break out of
Every day is an adventure
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Every day is an adventure
Moving to the north messed me up because I didnt trust a soul in texas but now every time I hear a southern accent I'm like "cousin :)" and then half the time I'll get bigotry jumpscared
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Moving to the north messed me up because I didnt trust a soul in texas but now every time I hear a southern accent I'm like "cousin :)" and then half the time I'll get bigotry jumpscared
For the record I haven't thrown this out
Spent entire day yesterday revising my business and assessing whats gone wrong, whats changed, what my strengths and weaknesses are, what i should offer based on those, how im going to set up my site, how im going to use social media, and what I need to do to get back on my feet
September 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
For the record I haven't thrown this out
My roommates mom's dog when I stop her from suv-icide for the 2nd time in one afternoon
September 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
My roommates mom's dog when I stop her from suv-icide for the 2nd time in one afternoon
Do you think she qualifies for doe-sability
September 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Do you think she qualifies for doe-sability
Apologies for my disappearance 2 of the dogs in my life made a fool of me and by made a fool of me I mean
•bit my tit like a squeaky toy because she thought it would make the boogeyman leave the front door
•tried to take my arm because it was impeding on her right to run into oncoming traffic
•bit my tit like a squeaky toy because she thought it would make the boogeyman leave the front door
•tried to take my arm because it was impeding on her right to run into oncoming traffic
September 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Apologies for my disappearance 2 of the dogs in my life made a fool of me and by made a fool of me I mean
•bit my tit like a squeaky toy because she thought it would make the boogeyman leave the front door
•tried to take my arm because it was impeding on her right to run into oncoming traffic
•bit my tit like a squeaky toy because she thought it would make the boogeyman leave the front door
•tried to take my arm because it was impeding on her right to run into oncoming traffic
Thread of phrases and words my brain decides to shout to abruptly wake me up
August 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Thread of phrases and words my brain decides to shout to abruptly wake me up
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?... this was the funniest and most entertaining and "me" documentary I've ever seen in my life
LISTERS: A Glimpse Into Extreme Birdwatching
YouTube video by owen reiser
youtu.be
August 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
youtu.be/zl-wAqplQAo?... this was the funniest and most entertaining and "me" documentary I've ever seen in my life
Trying to sound ID a bird for like 5 minutes and it's someone's conure
August 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trying to sound ID a bird for like 5 minutes and it's someone's conure
At what point do you start referring to people by their first name instead of "Mr. Lastname"? I dont want to appear childish or like I'm implying theyre old
but I'm also southern and when I call them by their first name I feel like I'm trying to squeeze the word out of an empty toothpaste tube
but I'm also southern and when I call them by their first name I feel like I'm trying to squeeze the word out of an empty toothpaste tube
August 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
At what point do you start referring to people by their first name instead of "Mr. Lastname"? I dont want to appear childish or like I'm implying theyre old
but I'm also southern and when I call them by their first name I feel like I'm trying to squeeze the word out of an empty toothpaste tube
but I'm also southern and when I call them by their first name I feel like I'm trying to squeeze the word out of an empty toothpaste tube
First day on the dog walk job and it's pouring rain 🫠
August 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
First day on the dog walk job and it's pouring rain 🫠
Happy anniversary @possessedopossum.bsky.social we can round up to 10 years now
August 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy anniversary @possessedopossum.bsky.social we can round up to 10 years now
Fun fact, at least 3 people have told me a version of this quote and none of them knew the other said it
🦌Wren
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
August 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Fun fact, at least 3 people have told me a version of this quote and none of them knew the other said it
🦌Wren
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
August 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
🦌Wren
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
She/He
Founded in '99
Winter wren + white-tailed deer
•Eternally bound to the infamous vintage furry mountain lion artist (married)
•Will likely mention birds once per conversation
"I was worried about what she wanted from me at first but then I realized she's just..like that"
-Victim(s)
Does anyone have any coding resource recommendations? I'm trying to relearn basic HTML for my neocities page, maybe CSS in the future.
August 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Does anyone have any coding resource recommendations? I'm trying to relearn basic HTML for my neocities page, maybe CSS in the future.
Spent entire day yesterday revising my business and assessing whats gone wrong, whats changed, what my strengths and weaknesses are, what i should offer based on those, how im going to set up my site, how im going to use social media, and what I need to do to get back on my feet
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Spent entire day yesterday revising my business and assessing whats gone wrong, whats changed, what my strengths and weaknesses are, what i should offer based on those, how im going to set up my site, how im going to use social media, and what I need to do to get back on my feet
Got a side gig as a dog walker! Just 30 minutes a day, inching closer and closer to financial recovery
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Got a side gig as a dog walker! Just 30 minutes a day, inching closer and closer to financial recovery
Clyde brought me a feather and I was super normal about it
August 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Clyde brought me a feather and I was super normal about it